There is not, afaik, a massacre in Little House in the Highlands or whatever it's called. My copy's at home so I can't check, but I think I would remember a massacre. (Yes, I own eleventybajillion Little House books, what? :-))

I loooove your Narnian legal codes. I am a total sucker for amusing medieval-esque laws, I did an entire paper on laws concerning the king's cat. Also there's a bit in the laws of medieval Wales that says the jester gets a horse as a gift from the king but he has to lead it out of the court with the reins tied around the horse's balls. Yes really. You would not believe the trouble I had to go to in order to find a definition of the word for testicles in Middle Welsh, for some reason *whistles innocently* it's not in the dictionaries.