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OMGWTFBBQ CBS? They did that show years ago and called it "Angel"! YOU IDIOTS. DEATH DEATH DEATH.

And now they're calling it "Moonlight"! CBS, the Vampire thing was old so long ago.

WAIT I AM CONFUSED PLEASE TO EXPLAIN!

I saw the preview the other night. *googles* It's about a vampire PI in love with a mortal woman. (http://blogs.mediavillage.com/sci_fi/archives/2007/06/first_look_cbss.html#more) Gee, where have we heard that before? /sarcasm.

Wow. What's up with all the "mortal love" shows this fall? There's this one, and the one about the immortal guy, and there's another vampire one, I think.

Another one? Vampires were so last millennium. What about a werewolf show? Or one about an actual angel? Or -- oh, wait! -- what about a pair hot brothers traveling cross-country vanquishing evil in a black Impala?

...oh, wait.

Chapter one of Spaceforce is up over at

beyond_bedlam, so even if I can't get my Internet to work at Brown...yeah, I didn't actually have a second half to this sentence.

Or -- oh, wait! -- what about a pair hot brothers traveling cross-country vanquishing evil in a black Impala?

HEY, GREAT IDEA! Someone should TOTALLY write that one! ;)

Yep, saw it, read it, commented. Glee!

Or! I know, I know! What about a secret military agency that deals with aliens by traveling through circular portals constructed millennia ago? They could call it -- wait for it -- Spacegate!

They could call it -- wait for it -- Spacegate!

SHEER GENIUS! WHY AREN'T YOU WRITING FOR HOLLYWOOD YET?!

Or! Or! A show about a secret conspiracy that involves an illegal cross-country road race, starring a gardener with a dark past!

WAIT, WAIT, I'VE GOT THE KICKER:

A show about a group of trendy scientists in New York City who solve crimes using microscopic forensic evidence!

AMAZING.

I KNOW! A girl who has superstrength and a secret calling to hunt vampires! Who falls in love with a vampire! Or even two!

... nah, way too overdone ;)

...no, no, you're right. I'm clearly losing my knack. What about...

A pair of hot brothers that fight crime! One of whom is an FBI agent and the other of whom is a genius mathematician! And they use math to fight crime?

Or do you think math is boring? Maybe it won't bring in the viewers.

Hm, well, if the brothers were both REALLY HOT, I suppose the boring math could be overlooked.

OH HEY, and there could be another FBI show, like with a woman who studies skeletons to see how people died, and she has a hot FBI agent to help her out!

...nah. I mean, crime shows are so over done. Maybe a genetically engineered supersoldier on the run from a secret government agency?

Hm... could we set it in a futuristic dystopian society?

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