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[bedlamsbard]

If I ever wrote a vampire story, which is unlikely but possible, I would write the story where a Forest Ranger in the Pacific Northwest investigates what's been killing off natural predators, causing a rise in the prey population, causing famine in the animal world, and discovers that what's been upsetting the natural balance of animal life is vampires. Because that is the part in Twilight that drives me absolutely insane. Ecology does not work that way. (Because the "good" vampires in Twilight are vampire vegetarians, and only eat animals? But they prefer to hunt predators like wolves and bears and cougars and so on? This is the part that keeps tripping me up whenever I think of Twilight, which isn't often as I don't care for it.)

Also one day I shall write the great fantasy cattle-driving story.

Comments

[juliekarasik]

I really do love this idea.

[bedlamsbard]

If I had a plot, I would write it!

[dogstar]

The real question, then, is do they decide the vampires have to die? Or get all gushy and stupid and fall in lvoe with them?

Or both, actually?

[dogstar]

(In the order "Falls in love with" and "decides to kill". Sorry, that was important.)

[bedlamsbard]

She definitely does not fall in love with a vampire. *is firm on this point* Aside from the set-up, I...have nothing.

[guardian_of_hope]

I will add this to my arguments, thanks Bed. My friend is Team Edward. I'm Team Lestat [Before Ann Rice went insane and stopped writing good novels] My vampires don't sparkle. (I would paste my TL banner, but I'm not sure I can...if you want, though, I'll give you the link)

[harpers_child]

i am Team Count von Count. i think i have to make a banner now.

[dogstar]

I want this banner!

[bedlamsbard]

I am Team Buffy, although if we are strictly on vampires, Team Spike. Or alternately, Team Constantine (from Sunshine).

[ineptshieldmaid]

Dear Bedlam:

I love your brain.

[bedlamsbard]

The cattle-driving story will be the great fantasy novel of our times!

And the vampires won't know what hit them.

[be_themoon]

You are SO AWESOME.

*snickers* Those poor vampires!

[bedlamsbard]

Alas, I have no plot, and thus do not know what happens to the vampires!