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Three finals done (including the Physics Final o' Doom), three to go. *collapses*

Gakked from, like, everybody.

Ten Ways You Know You're Reading A Bedlamsbard Fic

1. The answer to all of life's great questions is, "The Mafia did it."
2. Characters getting shot at, shot, raped, mutilated, killed, hit by cars, and generally abused.
3. Original characters. You know you love them.
4. Trauma isn't just for socially-repressed ex-Marine CSIs. It's for everyone!
5. The other answer to all of life's great questions is, "Shoot the bastard."
6. Sanity is only an option. And an overrated one, too.
7. Blood is thicker than water or wine, but wine tastes better and gets you drunk, too.
8. You cannot be a law enforcement officer unless you have at least one convicted felon within a generation of your family tree.
9. Latin isn't just for college graduates anymore. Now it's for criminals and cops, too!
10. Honor and partnership mean more than blood ties and silly things like laws.

And you?