trailer commentary

The Last Legion. I just...I don't even know what this is, seriously. Is it about King Arthur? Is it not about King Arthur? What does the title have to do with the storyline? If the kid is a Roman, why is he in Britain? I don't even know, man. Oh, yeah, and of course the weaponsmaster is a chick.

Enchanted. Dude, if you're starting out talking about classic Disney, start out with something other than Toy Story and Tarzan. Think classic Disney movies. Other than that, I have no comment, although the movie looks relatively amusing, in the sense that yeah, none of the Disney heroes and heroines would survive long in New York City. Hmm. Maybe Aladdin and Jasmine, they're pretty hardcore as far as such things go.

Elizabeth: The Golden Age. Can't say anything about historical accuracy, but it looks shiny, and fairly decent. Also, Cate Blanchett is awesome, so.

Resurrecting the Champ. Hmm. No real impressions.

The Spiderwick Chronicles. This is based on a book, yes? It looks fairly interesting, although it also looks like Jumanji but with magical creatures. Also, classic urban fantasy. Or, uh, rural fantasy, apparently.

Sleuth. *head to side* Huh. Okay. Uh. Jude Law!