Semi-Pro. I think I just lost brain cells watching this trailer. STUPID.
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything. Oh look. More brain cells. *waves as they run away*
Strange Wilderness. I may lose brain cells, but at least I'll have fun doing it! Looks funny, at least.
Look. Okay, disturbing. It actually looks pretty good, but disturbing at the same time, and not because of the content.
The Amateurs. I kind of like it. Funny, but with that undershade of seriousness, you know? Or something.
Quiet City. I kind of like it. It's not the sort of thing I'd watch, but it's cute and sweet and quiet and understated.
The Orphanage. Well, it creeps me out, and it looks like it's a good movie doing it. And Guillermo del Toro, so.
The Signal. Also creepy, although in a much less understated way. The teaser is a hell of a lot creepier than the trailer.
Hancock. AHAHAHAHAHA. I love it. It's Will Smith, and it's Will Smith being the worst superhero ever. AWESOME.
Wall-E. Okay. I get that it's Disney, and I get that it's supposed to be funny that there's a robot that's been doing the same thing for 700 years. Am I the only one who's kind of traumatized over the fact that it's a robot who's been doing the same thing for 700 years in humanity's detritus? Trauma!
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything. Oh look. More brain cells. *waves as they run away*
Strange Wilderness. I may lose brain cells, but at least I'll have fun doing it! Looks funny, at least.
Look. Okay, disturbing. It actually looks pretty good, but disturbing at the same time, and not because of the content.
The Amateurs. I kind of like it. Funny, but with that undershade of seriousness, you know? Or something.
Quiet City. I kind of like it. It's not the sort of thing I'd watch, but it's cute and sweet and quiet and understated.
The Orphanage. Well, it creeps me out, and it looks like it's a good movie doing it. And Guillermo del Toro, so.
The Signal. Also creepy, although in a much less understated way. The teaser is a hell of a lot creepier than the trailer.
Hancock. AHAHAHAHAHA. I love it. It's Will Smith, and it's Will Smith being the worst superhero ever. AWESOME.
Wall-E. Okay. I get that it's Disney, and I get that it's supposed to be funny that there's a robot that's been doing the same thing for 700 years. Am I the only one who's kind of traumatized over the fact that it's a robot who's been doing the same thing for 700 years in humanity's detritus? Trauma!