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Run Fat Boy Run. WHAT. THE. HELL. Doesn't make sense even with the summary. Does Hollywood deliberately try to get stupider every week?
Hellboy 2: The Golden Army. Shiny. Looked a lot more interesting before they brought the MC in, though; Hellboy never did much for me. You can definitely see the Guillermo influence, though, and it's pretty and creepy.
Wanted. Shiny. I rather like it. Plus, you know, Angelina Jolie and Morgan Freeman and James McAvoy. And things blowing up. I'm shallow.
10,000 BC. Because you don't need historical accuracy. On the other hand, I have to admit that this actually hits a couple of my personal kinks -- the lost civilizations of the last ice age, giant man-eating birds, the mystery of the pyramids -- so I guess I, um, shouldn't throw stones.
Kitt Kittredge: An American Girl. So, um, I grew up on the American Girl stories -- hello, child of the nineties and the double-oughts -- and I don't remember Kitt. Oh, well. Not my thing, because I'm about a decade too old, and wow, that's depressing to say.
Speed Racer. Well, it's very shiny, and I have no idea how seriously to take it.
How She Move. There's a million dance movies coming out lately, but I do rather like this one, although I can't quite articulate why.
Definitely, Maybe. Oh my God, this is so adorable I may burst. I actually have a huge narrative kink for father-daughter kid!fic.
Sex and the City. Because apparently you don't need braincells, either.
The Accidental Husband. Is it bad that I feel like I'm watching one![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
rageprufrock's SGA AUs onscreen? I mean, come on! John and Rodney! Rodney and John! Papa Winchester?
Mamma Mia! Awww. Looks adorable, and shiny.
In the Name of the King. Sword and sorcery fantasy. Huh. Okay.
Over Her Dead Body. Oh my God, this actually looks like bundles of cute and funny. Um, clearly I've been watching too many trailers.
Amusement. You know, it's probably a good sign when a trailer can creep me the fuck out.
Fool's Gold. Oh my God, awesome balls of awesome. And I saw Sahara yesterday, so I'm still in Matthew McConaughey = Dirk Pitt kind of mode, so I spent this trailer going, "So, Ben Finnegan is Dirk Pitt's less successful cousin...okay!"
Nim's Island. So, I'm not entirely sure what to think of the plot, but I'm highly, highly amused by the writer and the voice in her head.
Trailer Park Boys. ...so this is a Canadian movie, huh? ...I'm about to get beat up by the Canadians on my flist, aren't I?
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian. Because some things cannot be pimped enough. Ever.
College Road Trip. All I can think is, Why can't my parents take me on a college road trip?
Me & You, Us, Forever. Okay, I know it's a bad sign when I get bored watching the trailer.
Kung Fu Panda. I can't tell if this is adorable or idiotic.
Hellboy 2: The Golden Army. Shiny. Looked a lot more interesting before they brought the MC in, though; Hellboy never did much for me. You can definitely see the Guillermo influence, though, and it's pretty and creepy.
Wanted. Shiny. I rather like it. Plus, you know, Angelina Jolie and Morgan Freeman and James McAvoy. And things blowing up. I'm shallow.
10,000 BC. Because you don't need historical accuracy. On the other hand, I have to admit that this actually hits a couple of my personal kinks -- the lost civilizations of the last ice age, giant man-eating birds, the mystery of the pyramids -- so I guess I, um, shouldn't throw stones.
Kitt Kittredge: An American Girl. So, um, I grew up on the American Girl stories -- hello, child of the nineties and the double-oughts -- and I don't remember Kitt. Oh, well. Not my thing, because I'm about a decade too old, and wow, that's depressing to say.
Speed Racer. Well, it's very shiny, and I have no idea how seriously to take it.
How She Move. There's a million dance movies coming out lately, but I do rather like this one, although I can't quite articulate why.
Definitely, Maybe. Oh my God, this is so adorable I may burst. I actually have a huge narrative kink for father-daughter kid!fic.
Sex and the City. Because apparently you don't need braincells, either.
The Accidental Husband. Is it bad that I feel like I'm watching one
rageprufrock's SGA AUs onscreen? I mean, come on! John and Rodney! Rodney and John! Papa Winchester?Mamma Mia! Awww. Looks adorable, and shiny.
In the Name of the King. Sword and sorcery fantasy. Huh. Okay.
Over Her Dead Body. Oh my God, this actually looks like bundles of cute and funny. Um, clearly I've been watching too many trailers.
Amusement. You know, it's probably a good sign when a trailer can creep me the fuck out.
Fool's Gold. Oh my God, awesome balls of awesome. And I saw Sahara yesterday, so I'm still in Matthew McConaughey = Dirk Pitt kind of mode, so I spent this trailer going, "So, Ben Finnegan is Dirk Pitt's less successful cousin...okay!"
Nim's Island. So, I'm not entirely sure what to think of the plot, but I'm highly, highly amused by the writer and the voice in her head.
Trailer Park Boys. ...so this is a Canadian movie, huh? ...I'm about to get beat up by the Canadians on my flist, aren't I?
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian. Because some things cannot be pimped enough. Ever.
College Road Trip. All I can think is, Why can't my parents take me on a college road trip?
Me & You, Us, Forever. Okay, I know it's a bad sign when I get bored watching the trailer.
Kung Fu Panda. I can't tell if this is adorable or idiotic.