I could be standing here holding my severed arm and bleeding to death!

I...wrote original fic. And it wasn't the colonial fantasy!

I have decided to describe this one as "The Lies of Locke Lamora, only Locke is a doctor and Jean is Susan Pevensie. And set in Florence instead of Venice." In other words, Peter and Susan are thieves and probably not siblings and Peter is also Jack from Lost. But there is no island. Probably.

( Apparently, I forgot how to write in past tense. )