I was trying to make this a full-fledged fic, but there's not enough there for it to happen. (Also, I am pretty sure my
cliche_bingo card wanted, you know, canon characters for the "minor characters" square.) So, ficbit! Written to the chorus of most of these songs. I keep thinking of this as a Lucy character portrait, but Lucy's passed out through the entire thing. Early-mid Golden Age.
( what do you do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning? put him in the bed with the captain's daughter )
( what do you do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning? put him in the bed with the captain's daughter )