Jesus, I don't need half this stuff, I just can't figure out which half I don't need. And God, I wish to God I hadn't signed up for the NOLA Program, no matter how much fun it's going to be, because at least a quarter of the stuff I'm bringing is only for that. (Including suitcase number two, Jesus Christ.)
You know, the number of times I use the name of God or Christ in vain, you'd think this would be a lot more religious journal than it actually is. Or that I was, you know, Christian.
Send help. Better yet, send flying reindeer to carry all this shit.
You know, the number of times I use the name of God or Christ in vain, you'd think this would be a lot more religious journal than it actually is. Or that I was, you know, Christian.
Send help. Better yet, send flying reindeer to carry all this shit.