oh, god, I *have* snapped
Sep. 24th, 2008 07:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bedlamsbardPeter Pevensie makes the best werewolf ever. I'm just sayin'.
Y'all mull over that while I sit here in the corner and whimper in shame. And Peter shoves Caspian up against a tree to prove exactly who's the pack leader in this neck of the woods.
I could have gotten stuck on the pirate AU, but nooooo, that would have been too serious, so here I am (not) writing them all as werewolves. Also, Miraz is a hunter, like Sam and Dean Winchester. Or maybe like Gordon, I don't know.
This leaves me writing stuff like this (They went slipping and sliding down the slope, drenched in mud, and then somehow Peter got his hands around Caspian's shirt collar and hauled him upright. "You brought him here!" he snarled. "You --" "No!" Caspian shouted back) and this (Peter's mouth crushes against his, drawing blood as he kisses Caspian. Their teeth click together violently) in my Theatre Arts class.
Also, because I have a Condition, it has developed a plot. Which I am NOT WRITING, thank you very much, because I have other ACTUAL fic to write. This is just -- a stress reliever. Really. While I wait to see if "The Bone's Prayer" can go up.
SEND HELP. Or, well, it's you guys. POINT AND LAUGH.
But really. Peter makes the best werewolf ever. Somehow the whole "completely fucking insane" thing seems like a desirable attribute when added to the "werewolf" thing.
Y'all mull over that while I sit here in the corner and whimper in shame. And Peter shoves Caspian up against a tree to prove exactly who's the pack leader in this neck of the woods.
I could have gotten stuck on the pirate AU, but nooooo, that would have been too serious, so here I am (not) writing them all as werewolves. Also, Miraz is a hunter, like Sam and Dean Winchester. Or maybe like Gordon, I don't know.
This leaves me writing stuff like this (They went slipping and sliding down the slope, drenched in mud, and then somehow Peter got his hands around Caspian's shirt collar and hauled him upright. "You brought him here!" he snarled. "You --" "No!" Caspian shouted back) and this (Peter's mouth crushes against his, drawing blood as he kisses Caspian. Their teeth click together violently) in my Theatre Arts class.
Also, because I have a Condition, it has developed a plot. Which I am NOT WRITING, thank you very much, because I have other ACTUAL fic to write. This is just -- a stress reliever. Really. While I wait to see if "The Bone's Prayer" can go up.
SEND HELP. Or, well, it's you guys. POINT AND LAUGH.
But really. Peter makes the best werewolf ever. Somehow the whole "completely fucking insane" thing seems like a desirable attribute when added to the "werewolf" thing.