well, maybe that first bit...

[bedlamsbard]

Lines I am not allowed to put in "Dust" just to freak Eustace out:

after an assassination attempt
Eustace: "You're insane! He's insane!"
Peter: "Someone just tried to kill me and I'm the crazy one? EDMUND."
Edmund: "Don't blame me! I've been in Malaya getting shot the past year!"
Eustace: "You just killed him!"
Edmund: "Yes, because that is what you do when your life is threatened. Assassination attempts are generally BAD. And your reflexes are getting slower, Pete. I remember when you would have got him before he got near enough to scratch up your face."
Peter: "Yeah, I guess not having people try and kill you in your bed on a daily basis can dull your edge. I notice you didn't notice, either."
Eustace, ranting: "This is what being in the army gets you! It makes you violent! You learned that in the war, didn't you?"
Edmund: "NO HE DID NOT. Trust me here."
Peter: "Actually I learned that particular move when I was a merc in Natare. That's also where I learned to do that thing with my tongue that you like."
Pevensie sibling of your choice: "Oh, really? I thought you learned that from Osumare Seaworth."
Eustace: *speechless*
Edmund: "I'd say something about situationally appropriate conversation, but I'm enjoying this too much."