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[bedlamsbard]

On the bright side, I now feel less completely insane. On the not-so-bright side, I didn't study last night because I was too busy having a nervous breakdown (always a good way to christen a new box of tissues!) and I have a listening quiz in Japanese today.

On the just-plain-weird side, the combination of watching Friday Night Lights and writing Petaverse is clearly getting to me, because last night I was dreaming about Peta playing football...in Providence.

Hi, my name is Bedlam, and I am crazypants.

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[ineptshieldmaid.livejournal.com]

Your crazypants are awesome: did you but them, or sew them yourself?

Also: nervous breakdown solidarity :s. I managed to confine mine to some shaking and the decision to hand in an essay late, but still.

[lassiterfics.livejournal.com]

*insert tight end joke of choice here, 'cos i don't know that much about football, i just like saying tight end*

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

One morning I just woke up and they were in my drawer...

On my part there was about an hour's worth of crying at my desk. I cry -- pretty easily, actually.

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

I know nothing about football either, despite going to every home game at my high school for four years straight.

[ineptshieldmaid.livejournal.com]

How lucky. Sigh. I shall have to make myself some, I think.

Oh, dear. *gives you hugs*

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

Once you put the crazypants on, you can never take them off. *wide eyes* SEND HELP.

[ineptshieldmaid.livejournal.com]

Were I Peta, I would volunteer to take your pants off for you :P.

As is, yer stuck with em. ;)

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

Were you Peta, I would let you. (Although. I think Peta may actually be a little milder here than she was in the porn snippets. My characterization is working purely off lizard hindbrain and not off conscious decisions, and it's CRAZY.)

[ineptshieldmaid.livejournal.com]

Were I Peta, you might not have a *choice*...

Hmmm... on the one hand, I liked crazy-dominant-Peta. On the other, milder could be just as interesting :).

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

Peta! Kisses Caspian and Edmund within about thirty seconds of each other! (NO. NO I DO NOT KNOW.)

Hey, I am perfectly willing to send you the 23K of Water I have if you feel so inclined.

[ineptshieldmaid.livejournal.com]

STRANGE.

But if this means Edmund may end up kissing Caspian somehow, I'm all for it.

DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT. See this 4000 word essay I have here? Due today? With 500 words written on it? YEAH.

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

Hey, at this point, I would not put it past Peta to arrange that somehow. (She's already managed to finagle her way into kissing Warsverse Peter and Warsverse Edmund and then getting surprised into watching them kiss each other; she did not see that coming, although she probably should have.)

What if I just tease you? *bats eyelashes*

Caspian reaches for her hand without thinking about it, and Peta curls her fingers around his and turns her head toward him, smiling softly. “I wish you could have seen it,” she says. “I wish everyone here could see it.”

“I wish I could have,” Caspian agrees, and bends his head to kiss her before he can think about it.

Peta’s mouth is slow and lazily beneath his and he feels rather than hears the soft sound she makes in the back of her throat as her tongue presses velvet-smooth against his. Her free hand rises to tangle in the hair at the back of his neck.

“Peta,” Edmund says suddenly from in front of them, and Caspian stiffens in panic as Peta breaks away from him.

Edmund glares at him, and only Peta’s grip on his hand keeps him from rising to his feet and apologizing profusely. He doesn’t know what he was thinking, he shouldn’t have presumed – he shouldn’t have, straight out, because Peta is higher ranked than he is and an unmarried woman –

“See something interesting, little brother?” Peta drawls.

“Not yet,” Edmund says dryly, and Peta laughs, letting go of Caspian’s hand to get up and go over to her brother.

Caspian rests his elbows on his knees and blinks in surprise to see Peta kiss Edmund on the mouth, brief but nowhere near chaste, and Edmund’s slight smirk afterwards.

Ahem. And, uh, at some point I have to study.

[ineptshieldmaid.livejournal.com]

Oh, Peta...

Bedlam, I think you're out to create the most crazypants characters known to mankind, aren't you?

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

They aren't even sleeping together yet! I have no idea, seriously.

I'm not trying to; they're doing it themselves, the nutcases.

[ineptshieldmaid.livejournal.com]

Lunatics. Poor you, having to life with them... woe... ;)

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

Between Water and Dust, I'm surprised I have a brain left.