wait, what?

[bedlamsbard]

Susan/Cas(whatever)? With a political marriage with Peter, who's off, I don't know, screwing Glozelle or something?

The beginning of the Peter/Cas wedding night is the most awkward thing I have ever written. I have no idea how to get them into bed. I'm not entirely sure they want to go to bed.

This is payback for all the Peter/Susan, isn't it? Somehow? Because my Peter is generally bi with a strong preference for boys, as is my Susan.

With this lot? Put me down for a major case of confusion, along with a side order of WTF.

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[deepad]

YES!
Susan is way cooler than Peter -- she's kickass, but she doesn't make a fuss about it, and she appreciates a good dress. Cas will totally get that "nylons and lipsticks" don't make a girl frivolous.

Wait, is Peter shagging Glozelle to get him to stab Miraz in the back? Because that's low, even for him.

Ackward marriage scene! Especially if Peter remembers sex as an adult, but is still younger after return, right?

::bounces::

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As compared to Peta/Cas, which I think probably includes Peta throwing Cas up against a wall and snarling at her for being useless at some point in time.

God, I'm glad I'm not writing this thing, the relationship dynamics would kill me; Dust and Water are bad enough, and Water's seriously lacking in anything other than Peta/Caspian.

Nah, I kind of have the feeling that Glozelle would have quietly slipped out of the castle and over to the allies at some early point, preferring Cas and these crazy Narnians to Miraz, who's mad with rage. And he is exactly Peter's type, so far as men go.

Oh, Peter's fine with the sex, Cas is just terrified to death. At this point, they'll never get to the sex, not unless Peter gets her drunk first.

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I think Edmund is more Glozelles type, but that's just me.

How awkward are we talking about?

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Nah, Peter is everything Glozelle looks for in a king and a commander: smart, charming, charismatic, a good leader, a good fighter, a maker of men.

Major levels of awkward.