WindowsMedia meme gakked from mentalhygiene

[bedlamsbard]

Dude, there are cows in our front yard. Can't the neighbors keep their cows in their own damn field? Cowpies+yard=not happy.



What do you think of me, WindowsMedia?
"Golden Years" - David Bowie
...I'm glad you love me, WM

Will I have a happy life?
"Song for a Winter's Night" - Sarah McLachlan
Yay, falling in love. Nothing wrong with that.

What do my friends really think of me?
"Broken" - Seether
I reserve comment.

Do people secretly lust after me?
"The Spirit We" - Rachael Sage
...no? Crap.

What should I do with my life?
"I Miss You" - Blink 182
Travel?

Why must life be so full of pain?
"The Ability to Swing" - Thomas Dolby
...again, comment refrained from.

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"Walking Wounded" - The Tea Party
I hate you.

Will I ever have children?
"So Sad, So Lonely" - Matchbox 20
Good. I hate kids.

Will I die happy?
"Hold On" - Sarah McLachlan
Again with the hate.

Can you give me some advice?
"Breaking the Habit" - Linkin Park
I do *not* have an addictive personality. All evidence to the countrary.

What do you think happiness is?
Dead Boy's Poem" - Nightwish
Creation! Score.

What's my favorite fetish?
"Baker Baker" - Tori Amos
...this and "Broken"? What the hell are you trying to say here?

Am I a complete freak?
"The Devil Song" - Beth Orton
...I sense a theme here.

Clearly, I need happier music.