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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I stole [livejournal.com profile] weisy's purse (-30 points). Last Saturday I broke [livejournal.com profile] stellaluna_'s X-Box (-12 points). In October I set [livejournal.com profile] mentalhygiene's puppy on fire (-66 points). In March I gave [livejournal.com profile] 4eversnotenough a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last week I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).

Overall, I've been nice (208 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!

Sincerely,
bedlamsbard

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I'm sorry about your purse, [livejournal.com profile] weisy. And your X-box, [livejournal.com profile] stellaluna_. And your puppy, [livejournal.com profile] mentalhygiene. I don't know what came over me. The matches were just there...

Concert tonight. *sigh*

Nick left his alto in his car last night, and it fucking froze. He came in, and there was ice on it. There was a quarter-inch of ice on his reed! FROZE. On concert day! We think it's all right. Until you've seen Mr. C (my jazz director), cuddling an alto in his arms and blowing into the body, you haven't lived.
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