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Great. Now I've constructed an elaborate AU where Buffy is a gray Jedi, aided by [personal profile] burntcopper.

@bedlamsbard: Am now picturing Buffy and Obi-Wan having a fling. Uh. I don't know where that came from.
@burntcopper: martial arts, mutual eye-rolling and a resigned willingness to grit their teeth and clean up after everyone else's mistakes.
@bedlamsbard: Also it would be hot.
@burntcopper: ...I've now got the image of Faith and Padme getting it on after Faith's latest smuggling attempt goes awry.
@bedlamsbard: Angel and Anakin can compete for who angsts the best.
@burntcopper: oh feck; Faith is totally Han Solo's elder sister/cousin, isn't she? (too young to be mum)
@bedlamsbard: HA! Now there's a match-up for the ages.
@burntcopper: Giles is on the Council and the Mayor's on the Senate.
@bedlamsbard: Spike is a Dark Jedi who occasionally plays for the Republic?
@burntcopper: nah,. not really enough discipline. Spike's another smuggler/hangs around Tatooine's bars.
@burntcopper: Willlow's the one who went to the Sith side.
@bedlamsbard: Oh, yes. Cordelia is some senator's daughter who keeps getting mixed up in bad business, and Xander...hmm.
@burntcopper: barman? I'm having problems figuring out Wes. *not* a jedi, but...er...
@bedlamsbard: I'm convinced that Buffy and Anakin would have *hated* each other.
@burntcopper: totally. 'brood brood YAWN easily led GET OVER YOURSELF'
@bedlamsbard: Obi-Wan and Giles drink heavily together, facepalming over their padawans.
@burntcopper: possibly did the training, dropped out, still mates with Obi-Wan.
@burntcopper: 'at least yours understands the concept of liking someone vaguely respectable.' 'yours understands discretion.'

Buffy Summers, gray Jedi! Trains as Giles' Padawan, then leaves the Order to go live on the Outer Rim righting wrongs without having to have the Council hanging over her shoulder. She and Obi-Wan overlapped as Padawans and had a Thing; Obi-Wan still uses her as a source. Anakin meets her when Obi-Wan brings him along to follow up on a lead and despises her instantly, because she left the Jedi! She might not be a Darksider, but she's not much better. (This is pre-Clone Wars, I think.) Then he has a fit of jealousy when he works out what else Obi-Wan and Buffy get up to.

Or something. Maybe it's not that elaborate.
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