beyond the wide world's end

That seems much more reasonable. But still, there's a reason I usually go for a braided cinnabun (30 seconds tops, unless I redo my sleep braid for some bizarre reason).

Someday I'll try that vestal virgin hairstyle, *that'll* take a lot of time (and then promptly disappear from sight because, you know, authenticity). I'm still sad that so many classics hairstyles aren't made for hair as long as mine is.