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[bedlamsbard]

Somebody shoot me now. I'm about to write Mac/Stella porn.

Deleted scene from NYM 19:

Flack frowned at the case. “What is it?”

Stella shook her head. “It’s a pocket forensics kit. Mac.”

“What? It was a gift. Besides, it seems like it will be useful.”

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[mentalhygiene.livejournal.com]

Porn! Porn porn porn. Porn! *ahem*

*pulls out watergun and red food coloring* Now? ;-)

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

But it's angsty porn, and dude, Mac/Stella. In Chicago. Where Mac is extremely drunk. This cannot end well.

[mentalhygiene.livejournal.com]

Angsty porn is even better! *ahem*

No, it can't end well. But I *reeeeally* wanna see what happens now. Mac drunk and porn and... and Stella... and yeah. Wanna see. You write *really* well.

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

*facepalm* Will it help when I add, this is after Stella has met Mac's parents? Which is why Mac is getting drunk. Mac. Drunk. There's a scary thought.

[mentalhygiene.livejournal.com]

...I know this is a trainwreck, I do. A very large trainwreck involving both passenger and freight lines, and probably some random passing vehicles, and motormen.

Doesn't stop me from wanting to read it.

And yeah, Mac drunk? Not a pretty sight. When he's *really* drunk, he's... yeah. That's bad.

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

A very large trainwreck involving both passenger and freight lines, and probably some random passing vehicles, and motormen.

Best. Analogy. Ever.

But...but...he's going to tear Stella's dress! Stella's really expensive, really nice dress! Which is the only reason Stella is saying stop.

[mentalhygiene.livejournal.com]

Best. Analogy. Ever.
*snicker* I do try.

But...but...he's going to tear Stella's dress!
*straightface* Of course he is. He's drunk.

...why exactly did he decide that Stella was teh hawt? Because there's got to be more to this than beer expensive-wine goggles.

*intrigued*

Which is the only reason Stella is saying stop.
Oh, Stella. Oh, jesus.

Yay trainwreck!

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

...why exactly did he decide that Stella was teh hawt? Because there's got to be more to this than beer expensive-wine goggles.

Er, repressed hormones, and Stella is feeling guilty and basically going, "Dude. You are my partner, and you are fucked up right now, and I am going to help you any way I fucking can. Besides, the whiskey? Is going to kill off any remaining brain cells, and New York kind of needs your brain cells."

[mentalhygiene.livejournal.com]

Besides, the whiskey? Is going to kill off any remaining brain cells, and New York kind of needs your brain cells.
*snicker* *giggle* That needs an icon.



*ahem*

Dude, Stella, as you said, is waaaaay better a friend than Mac could ever *hope* to ask for.

[4eversnotenough.livejournal.com]

Hee! Uh...I mean, I'm not going to encourage... Ok, yes, I am. Go for it! Doooooooo it!

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

*weak protest* But...but...

[http://users.livejournal.com/stellaluna_/]

So this Mac/Stella porn is going to take place when Mac is drunk, and they're in Chicago, and they've encountered the parents? Oh yeah, that *is* a trainwreck. Involving dynamite, too.

Please write it.

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

*facepalm*

My fingers are typing, but my brain is going, "Why? Why? Why...oh, wow, that's hot. Keep right on going, fingers! Good job!"