space pirates. why does it have to be space pirates?

[bedlamsbard]

You ever have one of those days where you wake up and realize, "Oh, shit, I did start writing the space pirate story last night"?

Yeah.

(It has a plot. An actual plot from beginning to end. Oh lord. Anakin, intrepid space pirate! Obi-Wan, the Jedi Knight sent to rescue a kidnapped Senator Amidala from the Separatists! Kitster, who stands there going, "What the hell has Anakin got me into this time?"!)