increasingly weirder SW AUs -- the evidence

Because I have decided that in October I am going to start work on my novel (my senior project novel, a 100K word science fiction novel which I fondly call the Spaceforce story because it has no title), I spent a week writing the weird, freakish Star Wars AUs which came knocking after I finished the Anakin/Padme fluff. I didn't write the whole story -- I just wrote whatever popped into my head, which generally tended to be the set-up.

( And now, drumroll please, the increasingly weirder SW AUs, with commentary. )

Huh. I wrote a lot of those. (And "What Is and What Should Never Be", the Qui-Gon lives AU, isn't up there. Neither is "A Long Time Gone" or its sequel. And "Bad Moon Rising" isn't an AU, so.)

Numb3rs 4x01 -- "Trust Metric"

I fucking hate Innertube, just for the record.

( Cut for spoilers. )

Okay, I'm done now.