your crack for the day

If Obi-Wan were a girl, I think she'd be Miranda Otto. (Damn straight with the sword, too.)

And Ani Skywalker would be Keira Knightley. (I think Hayden Christensen actually looks younger than Keira, but, well -- hell, he may actually be younger than Keira. Softer face.)

I can't really conceive of girl!Obi-Wan, but if I could, she'd be Miranda Otto. Ani Skywalker is much clearer in my mind, which scares me. And don't even get me started on male!Padme, because I'm really amused at the idea of Ani with a Big Damn Crush on him and Obi-Wan having one of those, "Back off my Padawan, bitch!" moments.

*cough*

I'm just...going to go away now.