GUYS GUYS I GOT INTO TULANE.
This is very good. I mean, Tulane isn't my first choice, but it's a really good school, it's got a good creative writing program (they just recieved a pretty large grant), it's got decent anthro and history programs, it has a band (yeah, um, not all the schools I'm applying to do), and it has AFROTC. And New Orleans is an interesting city.
Plus, it means I don't have to apply in-state.