because some things have to be remembered for posterity

The first D/Hr ficlet I ever wrote. (Scroll down; it's the one by -- oh God, shoot me now -- Keisha Black-Malfoy.)

Oh, wait, no there's earlier. Here. (Also Keisha Black-Malfoy, as a guest.)

But wait, there's more!

Okay, for the record, let's note that I was twelve.

*goes to hide in a corner*