You know, the fact that all my Tirian chapters end up being completely talkyface is driving me
insane. It can't be fighting all the time here, guys!
Well, I suppose I
could have something attack, but that's not the point. Seriously, I swear to God they're leaving the friggin' woods at some point in time. End of this chapter. I just have to
get them there first.
Also, for the record, Tirian's cousin is flirting with Peter, and Tirian's cousin may or may not look a whole lot like
Jared Padalecki. (Vespasian: looks like a Telmarine. Tirian: looks like his grandfather's first wife, the barmaid he put aside for a political marriage. Who came up with that? It wasn't me. I want to credit you! Because everyone knows I like my angst in the past, present,
and future.)