things that one probably should not say loudly in a disney store, or maybe at all

"OH MY GOD, if Ben Barnes kisses boys I will just die."

"We could talk about gay porn some more!"
"...there's an employee right behind you."

"That's not Narnia! That may say Narnia, but that's not Narnia! That's not William Moseley! And those characters aren't even from Prince Caspian at all! ...I think they're from Lord of the Rings. WHAT THE FUCK, DISNEY?"

"Is that lion supposed to be from The Lion King?"
"No, that's Aslan."
"...that's so wrong."

"Look at this pillow! I could sleep on Aslan's face, or on Caspian's face!"
"...that's so wrong."
"Yes, it is."

"This is a broken snowglobe and I just cut myself!"

"Oh my God, it's Mickey Mouse in black and white! It's a stuffed Mickey Mouse in black and white!"

"THAT IS SO WRONG. Caspian does not wear green ANYWHERE in the movie. Help, help, Disney's making inaccurate products!"

"I KNOW NARNIA, GOD DAMN IT."

*blinks prettily* I was at the mall yesterday. Turns out one of my fellow WriMos, who also lives in my hall, is into fandom too. We had a spirited discussion about it on the way back from the mall, while my non-fandom friend asked questions like, "What is slash?" and "What the hell are you talking about?" and "You know I stopped listening a while ago, right?"

...I feel sorry for the bus driver, because we were talking REALLY loudly until she stopped at the other mall to pick up more people, then we quieted down but kept talking about slash fandom.

I also now own one (1) cute shirt, and by cute shirt, I mean something that I really should stop calling a skank top, because that's totally not what I mean and yet I can't think of any other way to describe it.

on the bbc robin hood, two episodes in

I have never seen so many canonical declarations of love in canon IN MY LIFE.

Also, now I want Susan shooting people. (Robin/Susan? I THINK SO. Actually, Robin/Peter is slightly more likely. *considers*)