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Excellent. Dust now contains mentions of vagina dentata and domestic violence. As well as an overabundance of history and a sexual assault.

And incestuous subtext. As per usual.

Well, I always do wonder how long this stuff is going to take to show up. Sometimes I think my brain has a list of scandalous things that it goes down one by one, checking them off as they get stuck in. Including the scene that freaks me out; I was writing it and going, "Oh my God, what the fuck am I writing?"

On the other hand, there's also food porn. And we find out where Leocadia's missing strawberries went!

On the other other hand (foot?), this is the third time I've hit 90K in this chapter, and I'd like this to be the final time, thanks. There's about 3.6K of Dust 12 so far.

why the hell does this always happen to me?

Excellent. We're now going to get klepto Caspian in Water, and I'm going to go crazy trying to figure out a way to put pornographic "histories" of the Golden Age into Dust.

Oh, come on, you know they exist. And I'm not just talking about the incestuous orgies, there has to be a thriving trade in, like, Edmund/centaur porn or Peter and a whole orchard of apple dryads or Lucy and a family of badgers or Susan getting kidnapped by one of the White Witch's wolf packs and I need to stop now because I'm traumatizing myself, but dude, somehow this is going to show up in Dust. Somehow. Probably one of the criminals is going to bring it up.

Brought to you by the fact that I just went to the bookstore and bought Sex Lives of the Roman Emperors. Also, these lines in Dust 12: My brother came to me with Masongnongese blood so thick on him that I could taste it when I kissed him for days afterwards, even after a thousand baths, and, The Queen of Spring’s embrace is said to tear a man’s member off at the root, should he attempt to take her unwilling.

*facepalm* I...have no shame.