oh, my brain, I wonder *what the hell* you are on

What is it with all the Lucy plot bunnies? (And all the outsider POV plot bunnies, for that matter; my ability to write canon character POVs -- or at least Pevensie POVs -- is sadly but somewhat interestingly shot to hell at the moment. It confuses the hell out of me. I weep. I also have narniaexchange coming up, and that actually does involve canon character POVs. I know. Strange concept.)

I swear the Lucy bunnies are payback for all the Peter and Susan. Really, I do. And this fic would be, I believe, from the POV of the guy that kills her escort, captures her, and enslaves her. He thinks she has spirit. She lets him think her name isn't Queen Lucy of Narnia. She doesn't actually want him dead, though; she likes him. Or she has Stockholm Syndrome, one of the two. (Here we have the difference between Lucy and Susan: when kidnapped, Susan is extremely intimidating and hurts people a lot. Lucy smiles sweetly, plays dumb, and sleeps with them. OH BRAIN.)

Peter loses his memory, Susan gets turned into a swan, Edmund travels into the past, and Lucy, apparently, gets enslaved.

*weakly* They live in interesting times.

EEEEEEE.

Sean Bean to star in HBO's A Game of Thrones!

Sean Bean is Ned! Peter Dinklage is Tyrion! Some people I have never heard of are Robert, Jon, Viserys, and Joffrey!

Also, in non-ASOIAF related news, they are apparently rebuilding Hobbiton for The Hobbit. EEEEEE.

if I could start a show called "cooking mysteries" it would describe my life so perfectly right now

What the hell amd I doing to these bloody oatmeal cookies? No matter what I do, they come out flat. Flat flat flat.

They are not supposed to be flat. When my mom bakes them, they are not flat. Mine are flatter than fucking pancakes. First I thought that I had not greased the sheet. Well, the sheet doesn't have to be greased. Then we thought it was because I used a hand mixer instead of...well, beating it by hand.

Now we don't know. The only option we got left is because I don't sift the dry ingredients together before mixing them in? But I do that with everything I bake and I've never had a problem aside from the fucking oatmeal cookies. What the fuck, world, what the fuck.

(It's the oatmeal cookie recipe from Joy of Cooking, BTW.)