book sex meme

Stolen from everyone: Find the nearest book to you, turn to page 45, and read the first sentence: this describes your sex life in 2012.

I can't figure out if the book behind me or the book next to me is closer, so we'll go with both of them.

Good morning, sir, she said, because the old dog-fox was watching her and the princess with interest. (Spindle's End, Robin McKinley)

and

"Uncertain...," said the chorus of merchants as they began to step backward, widening their circle. (Red Seas Under Red Skies, Scott Lynch)

Well, that can't be good.