book sex meme

[bedlamsbard]

Stolen from everyone: Find the nearest book to you, turn to page 45, and read the first sentence: this describes your sex life in 2012.

I can't figure out if the book behind me or the book next to me is closer, so we'll go with both of them.

Good morning, sir, she said, because the old dog-fox was watching her and the princess with interest. (Spindle's End, Robin McKinley)

and

"Uncertain...," said the chorus of merchants as they began to step backward, widening their circle. (Red Seas Under Red Skies, Scott Lynch)

Well, that can't be good.

Comments

[darklyndsea]

If my sewing machine manual counts as a book... "With free-motion quilting, the feed dogs can be lowered (using the feed dog position lever) so that the fabric can be moved freely in any direction." Um...I'm pretty sure I don't want to know what kind of a sex life that describes.

If it doesn't count, all of my actual books are equidistant from me.

[bedlamsbard]

You can do whatever you want?

[cursor_mundi]

Worse yet: "In all this there are many striking points of fundamental likeness to the northern layout described a hundred years earlier by Albertus Magnus (p. 6)."

WHAT.

[bedlamsbard]

HEH.