oh my god, will the crack Narnia crossovers never end.

[bedlamsbard]

So, I was watching Mr. and Mrs. Smith and Lara Croft vids, and then for some reason I was thinking about Susan, and one can clearly not cross Narnia over with Lara Croft because there's, like, a fifty-sixty year gap. And then I thought, oh, The Mummy (second favorite movie of all time), but that doesn't work, that's set in the thirties. (This could, of course, change after The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor comes out. I'm easy.) And then I thought, oh, Indiana Jones -- no, wait, that's the thirties too. EXCEPT.

Dude. Mutt/Susan. I can't figure out if it's a brilliant idea, or a horrible one. Except, come on, it could be kick-ass Susan. She'd be, what, mid-late twenties? And an English professor in America, maybe at Indy's university or the school Mutt ends up going to. Sudden attack! The commies want some top secret artifact! Susan's class is in the way! Susan may not have a bow, and she may not be entirely certain how to use a gun, but she's Queen Susan of Narnia, dudes, and she can kick ass.

And then someone asks, wide-eyed, "But Professor Pevensie...where did you learn that?" "That's a long story."

Brilliant or horrible?

Comments

[mentalhygiene.livejournal.com]

Glorious, simply glorious. :D

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

Isn't it, though? *is rather enchanted by the notion* The only way I can bear The Last Battle is if I come up with really awesome stuff for Susan to do afterwards.

Of course, I'd have to see Crystal Skull again.