*vaguely bemused*
Jul. 27th, 2008 03:55 pmBecause I wanted a look at the Narnian army, I watched the second half of LWW.
* Dude, the personalized horn calls are so totally canon.
* Susan's quiver has her initials on the back of it.
* ...I think the phoenix shall have gone extinct by Caspian's time.
* There are warthogs in the Narnian army.
* Okay, good. Movieverse canon gives a distinction between fauns and satyrs: they're different species entirely.
* Heh, mastiff.
* This Narnian army is about twice to three times the size of Caspian's army.
* Peter going for his sword when the dryad comes in! Oh, hell yes.
* Each of the Pevensies' thrones has a symbol carved on it. Edmund and Peter both have swords, I think, though different ones, Susan has a horn, and Lucy has her cordial.
* Huh, Aslan does say the "once a king or queen in Narnia, always a king or queen in Narnia" line. For some reason I thought he hadn't done so.
* *flails* Oh my God, Peter. Hack and bash indeed. And he's good -- he's very, very good.
* Griffins! And leopards! And the White Witch has white tigers! (Narnian Royal Guard! I love them so much, as non-canon as they are. Favorite OCs ever.)
* Okay, so the Stone Table, by PC, is in the How. Is the How built around the Stone Table? And if so, what the hell are the ruins outside the How? Were they built after the How?
* The White Witch's eyes are dead-black in the sacrifice scene, but when she and Peter are fighting, they're hazel.
* The actors who play the elder Pevensies are not my elder Pevensies. (I actually go back and forth on whether my older Peter has a beard or not -- I'd rather he be clean-shaven, but that's just my shallow side talking.)
* *thoughtfully* Cair Paravel doesn't look very defensible, but it faces the sea. (And by PC it's on an island, of course.)
* Mermaids! I'd nearly forgotten there were mermaids.
* Beavers in armor look so weird.
* Seriously, Peter.
Look, I didn't say they were the most coherent thoughts in the world.
* Dude, the personalized horn calls are so totally canon.
* Susan's quiver has her initials on the back of it.
* ...I think the phoenix shall have gone extinct by Caspian's time.
* There are warthogs in the Narnian army.
* Okay, good. Movieverse canon gives a distinction between fauns and satyrs: they're different species entirely.
* Heh, mastiff.
* This Narnian army is about twice to three times the size of Caspian's army.
* Peter going for his sword when the dryad comes in! Oh, hell yes.
* Each of the Pevensies' thrones has a symbol carved on it. Edmund and Peter both have swords, I think, though different ones, Susan has a horn, and Lucy has her cordial.
* Huh, Aslan does say the "once a king or queen in Narnia, always a king or queen in Narnia" line. For some reason I thought he hadn't done so.
* *flails* Oh my God, Peter. Hack and bash indeed. And he's good -- he's very, very good.
* Griffins! And leopards! And the White Witch has white tigers! (Narnian Royal Guard! I love them so much, as non-canon as they are. Favorite OCs ever.)
* Okay, so the Stone Table, by PC, is in the How. Is the How built around the Stone Table? And if so, what the hell are the ruins outside the How? Were they built after the How?
* The White Witch's eyes are dead-black in the sacrifice scene, but when she and Peter are fighting, they're hazel.
* The actors who play the elder Pevensies are not my elder Pevensies. (I actually go back and forth on whether my older Peter has a beard or not -- I'd rather he be clean-shaven, but that's just my shallow side talking.)
* *thoughtfully* Cair Paravel doesn't look very defensible, but it faces the sea. (And by PC it's on an island, of course.)
* Mermaids! I'd nearly forgotten there were mermaids.
* Beavers in armor look so weird.
* Seriously, Peter.
Look, I didn't say they were the most coherent thoughts in the world.
(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-27 11:20 pm (UTC)However, I'm surprised to hear about the fauns and satyrs being different species. I didn't recall that at all. It would explain the desexifying of the fauns, then-it's the satyrs who're the naughty ones. *coughs*
I wonder why the griffins only appear in battle. I don't remember ever seeing one just hanging out, only flying and carrying a warrior.
Damn. I really need to see this again.
(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-27 11:23 pm (UTC)They've progressed by PC. In LWW they're dropping rocks and getting turned into stone. (There is totally a griffin in "In Constellated Wars," because griffins are awesome.)
(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-27 11:23 pm (UTC)Fauns and Satyrs are separate in most mythologies, if I recall right ... but they both generally look the same. Fauns are typically the "forest spirit" kind of things, but Satyrs are more associated with Dionysus and drunken revelry and being horny and sinful and all that good stuff.
I was never clear on the How... according to Wikipedia: The word "How" derives from the Old Norse haugr, meaning hill. In England, it is a common synonym for a barrow, or earthen burial-mound. and that someone, Lewis does not explain who, would have built the mound around the stone table.
(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-27 11:26 pm (UTC)*thoughtfully* Well, there are thirteen hundred years between LWW and PC.
(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-27 11:28 pm (UTC)Wiki suggests "superstitious Telmarines".
(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-27 11:30 pm (UTC)There should be more "aerial" types...there'd have to be Talking Eagles, Osprey, Falcons, etc. Big birds that may or may not be able to carry fighters, but who are some damn good fighters in their own right, and fast, too.
And how about Talking Hummingbirds, for messengers? They're so small they're extremely hard to see in flight; they can hide easily in just about any place; and they can travel incredible distances quickly.
Size is good for some things, but Reepicheep and his folk prove that you don't need to be big to be quite effective. \o/
(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-27 11:45 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-27 11:51 pm (UTC)Have you read Mercedes Lackey's The Black Gryphon? There are different griffin types there, each breed having its own specialties.
Oooh, hummingbird messengers. *entranced* (I, um, have a phobia of birds, so I don't think of these things.)
(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-27 11:53 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-28 12:03 am (UTC)Bedlam can do birds in fic, though. :)
(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-28 12:08 am (UTC)Birds would be very useful. Also, reptilian types-snakes would scare the crap out of people anyways, never mind the talking. (I might have a snake phobia. And frogs. Lizards. *coughs*)
Big-ass Talking Frogs that can jump high, climb buildings, have front "hands" with long, deft fingers, and can swim, too? *raiss brow*
(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-28 12:10 am (UTC)There are talking owls in "Till Human Voices Wake Us." Of course, along with everyone else in Peter's army...they die.
(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-28 12:10 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-28 12:13 am (UTC)I may have a bird phobia.
Hmm, according to The Magician's Nephew, not all sorts of animals are talking animals. (I totally want to put in a talking snake now, though. And maybe an alligator...)
(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-28 12:14 am (UTC)And I completely blame the cave art for getting me into this fandom.
(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-28 12:14 am (UTC)It's fairly clear in the books that the Narnians built the mound over the Table, especially what with the cave paintings. Not actually explained why - i'm pondering if they did it to hide it from the invaders.
(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-28 12:17 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-28 12:21 am (UTC)We're talking fanfic here. We can totally have other Talking Animals if we want to! It's not like Lewis burdened his creation with overwhelming logic in other respects.
Except it *would* matter if Narnia has the climate to support alligators or not. (I'm from Florida-damn gators, we got.) Maybe in the south, near the Calormene border? And they lie in wait in the rivers as border patrol and EAT trespassers?
I love your Peter, anyways. If he were incapable, it would be insufferable; but since he *can* do everything he thinks he can, pretty much, he's just RIGHT. So HA! *dances on enemies' graves*
(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-28 12:23 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-28 12:24 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-28 12:24 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-28 12:25 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-28 12:26 am (UTC)Well, Narnia has elephants...according to Lewis. (Which never show up again. *shakes head* Rhinos in the movie, though.)
(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-28 12:26 am (UTC)Ah, okay, I haven't read the books in a long time. Maybe to hide it, maybe, if it's implied as a "burial mound" -- they built it when it became clear that the Kings and Queens and/or Aslan were not coming back. A symbolic burial?
(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-28 12:27 am (UTC)