high queen peta the magnificent and her boytoy, prince-consort caspian

[bedlamsbard]

Although I am not writing this, at all, in any sort of way, ineptshieldmaid has been keeping track of the hallucination.

Which I am not writing. At all. In any sort of way. Because comment threads don't count as it having been written! Really!

Shut up and let me have my delusions already. My, the Nile is pretty today, isn't it?

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[lassiterfics.livejournal.com]

It's like, yeah, fanfic is valuable for purposes of keeping up appearances and her ability to bear you spawn (and your parents like her!), but sometimes you just get that certain hot and bothered feeling and you find yourself sauntering down to the brothel of commentfic to do one in the butt.

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

*snort*

[ineptshieldmaid.livejournal.com]

I'm glad we all understand the arrangement...