oh, god, I *have* snapped

[bedlamsbard]

Peter Pevensie makes the best werewolf ever. I'm just sayin'.

Y'all mull over that while I sit here in the corner and whimper in shame. And Peter shoves Caspian up against a tree to prove exactly who's the pack leader in this neck of the woods.

I could have gotten stuck on the pirate AU, but nooooo, that would have been too serious, so here I am (not) writing them all as werewolves. Also, Miraz is a hunter, like Sam and Dean Winchester. Or maybe like Gordon, I don't know.

This leaves me writing stuff like this (They went slipping and sliding down the slope, drenched in mud, and then somehow Peter got his hands around Caspian's shirt collar and hauled him upright. "You brought him here!" he snarled. "You --" "No!" Caspian shouted back) and this (Peter's mouth crushes against his, drawing blood as he kisses Caspian. Their teeth click together violently) in my Theatre Arts class.

Also, because I have a Condition, it has developed a plot. Which I am NOT WRITING, thank you very much, because I have other ACTUAL fic to write. This is just -- a stress reliever. Really. While I wait to see if "The Bone's Prayer" can go up.

SEND HELP. Or, well, it's you guys. POINT AND LAUGH.

But really. Peter makes the best werewolf ever. Somehow the whole "completely fucking insane" thing seems like a desirable attribute when added to the "werewolf" thing.

Comments

[ineptshieldmaid.livejournal.com]

AHAHAH.

Y'know, in the middle of Prince Caspian, Caspian gets bitten by a werewolf...

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, this isn't even set in Narnia. This is, like, American teenager high school AU. Well. High school and college. (Lucy is a cheerleader! ...I have no words.)

[ineptshieldmaid.livejournal.com]

*stares*

riiiiiiight.

*sidles away*

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

It's this one (http://bedlamsbard.livejournal.com/292017.html?thread=1952177#t1952177). *whimpers*

The pack had formed a loose circle around the two fighting wolves, the air rent by the sound of sharp barks and low growls. Susan looked anxiously at Edmund, but all he could do was shake his head. He'd already done all he could.

Out of nowhere a third wolf bulled through the pack and between the two fighters, shoving them away from each other. He turned in a slow circle, teeth bared, moonlight washing his brindled fur in gold.

"Back off," Peter snarled. "This is my pack and I won't tolerate any of this. Try it again and it'll be me you're fighting.

[ineptshieldmaid.livejournal.com]

you're just writing this for the werewolf sex. *shakes head*

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

I THINK I AM. And yet, as yet there is no sex. Yet you totally know that's how pack leaders, uh, assert dominance.

[ineptshieldmaid.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, you, like me, seem to be incapable of writing sex without plot... sigh...

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

Well, for a while there, there were Peta and Caspian...and now I just want to, like, write the scenes where Doctor Cornelius tries to break into the How and gets caught and Edmund has to go wake up Peta and Caspian, and then the time Cornelius tries to wake up Caspian in the middle of the night, as he is wont to do, and Peta puts a knife to his throat.

I am hoping that if I skim over the plot, the sex will eventually flow out of my fingers onto the screen.

[franceica.livejournal.com]

SEND HELP. Or, well, it's you guys. POINT AND LAUGH.

How about cheer you on? *laughs*
You should totally add this to your fic list. *laughs again*

[burntcopper.livejournal.com]

Werewolves = good.

Americahn high school AUs = NEVER good.

Step away from it now. or at least, for the love of god, move it from the high school.

[lyamainu.livejournal.com]

*sits on your shoulder whispering encouragement*

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

I HAVE NO WORDS. NO WORDS AT ALL.

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

Nah, Peter's in college. Lucy's the only one still in high school. (So, so ashamed. Also, setting it anytime else would require me to do research, and all this is is CRACK.)

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

*whimpers*