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[bedlamsbard]

Oh, God, please allow me to crack up. CBS stole my plot!

I don't believe it. I just don't. I mean, it's not that close to the Snafu-arc, but it's close enough that I'm sitting here cackling hysterically.

I mean, it's New York, the Mafia was bound to show up eventually, but still...

Oh, by the way, this means that I'm definitely going AU. Which, I mean, everybody already knew, but...*cracks up*

I don't fricking believe it.

*cackles*

ETA: Dude, CSI: NY has a few too many coroners, methinks.

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[mentalhygiene.livejournal.com]

Dude. :) That's really cool. And, oh, jesus, Mac's about to fuck himself over big time, huh? Him and his damn ideas of who does and doesn't deserve to get killed. *sigh*.

Oh, Stella. Fabio Fabrizio? You can do better. You can.

And ooh, look, dead kid and dysfunctional family.

Also I'm frankly quite stunned that they could find a *horde* of tigers anywhere, even in a zoo. Even in a New York zoo.

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Dude. :) That's really cool. And, oh, jesus, Mac's about to fuck himself over big time, huh? Him and his damn ideas of who does and doesn't deserve to get killed. *sigh*.

He is. He totally is. I just...I...I'm sorry, my brain has stopped working from the irony.

*cackles some more*

Oh, Stella. Fabio Fabrizio? You can do better. You can.

Considering that I generally dislike love interests in, y'know, canon...Mac would be better. Oooh, maybe he has a connection to the Mafia and CSI: NY will go the way of Days of Our Lives CSI: Miami.

Also I'm frankly quite stunned that they could find a *horde* of tigers anywhere, even in a zoo. Even in a New York zoo.

Especially considering the fact that tigers aren't, y'know, pack animals as far as I know. Zoology 101?

They aren't, are they?

[mentalhygiene.livejournal.com]

He is. He totally is. I just...I...I'm sorry, my brain has stopped working from the irony.
Oh, Mac. Everyone's going to hate you. The criminals hate you. IAB hates you. The beat cops are probably none too pleased with you.

This is the kind of irony that, were I (and you) of age, and not seperated by a span of 3000 miles, I would buy you a drink for.

Considering that I generally dislike love interests in, y'know, canon...Mac would be better. Oooh, maybe he has a connection to the Mafia and CSI: NY will go the way of Days of Our Lives CSI: Miami.
I hate to say it, but if you ignore the pretty flowers in the description, he sounds a bit like Danny, which just leads to all kinds of "Well you know you *could*..." porn bunnies, ones I don't want.

No, see, the trouble will be that "good with his hands" is all poor Fabrizio is, and Stella... gets what she wants from him. Which is laid. Several times.

They aren't, are they?
No, they are solitary felines. They're also very, very endangered. I'm pretty sure no zoo in the US has more than 5 at any given time. (the endangered part is going to so be like "Officer Blue" x1000. "But we need the evidence!")

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

Oh, Mac. Everyone's going to hate you. The criminals hate you. IAB hates you. The beat cops are probably none too pleased with you.

What do you mean, "going to?" Everyone already hates him. Except for possibly Stella. And Aiden, but she's going to be dead so there won't be any point. (wah) Oh, and Hawkes. And the new people.

Oh, well, just give 'em a week or so, they'll have their reasons.

This is the kind of irony that, were I (and you) of age, and not seperated by a span of 3000 miles, I would buy you a drink for.

Long live virtual chocolate! ...speaking as an addict who hasn't gotten a fix in a week.

I hate to say it, but if you ignore the pretty flowers in the description, he sounds a bit like Danny, which just leads to all kinds of "Well you know you *could*..." porn bunnies, ones I don't want.

No, see, the trouble will be that "good with his hands" is all poor Fabrizio is, and Stella... gets what she wants from him. Which is laid. Several times.

*snicker* Yeah, I'm not really sure either Fabrizio or Stella are in for a long-time relationship. Because Stella's...well...Stella. And I don't think she could be comfortable with anyone that didn't do anything at least faintly related to law enforcement.

[mentalhygiene.livejournal.com]

What do you mean, "going to?" Everyone already hates him.
Maybe not. There's still people he hasn't met yet.

And no, I don't think Stella hates him. I think sometimes she wonders why she bothers, but she doesn't hate him. Yet. When Aiden dies and the lab implodes in on itself... yeah.

Long live virtual chocolate! ...speaking as an addict who hasn't gotten a fix in a week.
Aha! That I can do. (and that reminds me: I need to get some cookies later.)

Because Stella's...well...Stella. And I don't think she could be comfortable with anyone that didn't do anything at least faintly related to law enforcement.
Fabrizio. He's...what, he's an artist? "Good with his hands"? He's so totally gay.

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

Maybe not. There's still people he hasn't met yet.

True. I suppose it's impossible for him to have met everyone in a city of eight million.

And no, I don't think Stella hates him. I think sometimes she wonders why she bothers, but she doesn't hate him. Yet. When Aiden dies and the lab implodes in on itself... yeah.

The lab is definitely going to implode in on itself. I hope they play this better than they did in Miami... *twitches*

Aha! That I can do. (and that reminds me: I need to get some cookies later.)

*has Twix. Is happy*

Fabrizio. He's...what, he's an artist? "Good with his hands"? He's so totally gay.

*snicker*

[mentalhygiene.livejournal.com]

True. I suppose it's impossible for him to have met everyone in a city of eight million.
Especially if he's doing his little hedgehog bit. Besides, if he had, he'd probably have found someone worth fucking by now.

The lab is definitely going to implode in on itself. I hope they play this better than they did in Miami... *twitches*
As in "have it ripple-effect in future episodes"? Yeah. Actually, I'm honestly intrigued by the idea that they're killing off a *female* character. (I know-- wait, I *think* SVU did it, didn't they?) It's not something you see done often, or really at all. If a character's going to die it's usually a guy. It's okay for men to die, it's not so okay for women to die, and it's reeeeeally bad for children to die (on-screen wise).

*has Twix. Is happy*
I went and got myself hawaiian punch candy. My stomach's going to murder me, but I'm going to be happy as a clam.

*snicker*
No, really. Promise you. When he shows up, check if he's wearing nice shoes. If he is, the guy's straight as a circle.

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

Especially if he's doing his little hedgehog bit. Besides, if he had, he'd probably have found someone worth fucking by now.

Well, he found Claire. Or Claire found him.

As in "have it ripple-effect in future episodes"? Yeah. Actually, I'm honestly intrigued by the idea that they're killing off a *female* character. (I know-- wait, I *think* SVU did it, didn't they?) It's not something you see done often, or really at all. If a character's going to die it's usually a guy. It's okay for men to die, it's not so okay for women to die, and it's reeeeeally bad for children to die (on-screen wise).

Hmm. I don't know about cop shows, but Buffy killed off a female character, and so did Angel - twice, but that was in the last season, so maybe it doesn't count and one was already in a coma - Charmed killed off a female main character too. *pause* Okay, so Buffy killed off its main heroine and resurrected her, but there was another female character that died too.

...strangely enough, I've never actually seen any of these shows. Well, except a few eps here and there of Angel and Charmed. See, this is what I'd be watching if I hadn't found CSI: NY.

No, really. Promise you. When he shows up, check if he's wearing nice shoes. If he is, the guy's straight as a circle.

...great, now when I check guys out I'll be looking at their shoes first.

[mentalhygiene.livejournal.com]

Well, he found Claire. Or Claire found him.
I meant "in the past 3 years and ten months". But yeah. And if we're going back pre-9/11, I like to suspect he had at least one fling with another Marine. Except he wouldn't call it a fling. Wouldn't call it anything except "that didn't happen!".

I don't know about cop shows, but Buffy killed off a female character, and so did Angel - twice, but that was in the last season, so maybe it doesn't count and one was already in a coma - Charmed killed off a female main character too. *pause* Okay, so Buffy killed off its main heroine and resurrected her, but there was another female character that died too.
Hmmmm. I dunno, 'cause I mean I don't really *watch* TV. But from stuff like movies, it seems like there's only certain scenarios and ways that women die vs. how men die. (And Third Watch killed off a female main character, too, so really, what do I know?)

...great, now when I check guys out I'll be looking at their shoes first.
*cracks up* Sorry 'bout that...

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And if we're going back pre-9/11, I like to suspect he had at least one fling with another Marine. Except he wouldn't call it a fling. Wouldn't call it anything except "that didn't happen!".

*nods* Oh, of course. At least one, and of course he'd be in denial over the whole thing.

Hmmmm. I dunno, 'cause I mean I don't really *watch* TV. But from stuff like movies, it seems like there's only certain scenarios and ways that women die vs. how men die. (And Third Watch killed off a female main character, too, so really, what do I know?)

*considers* Huh. I'm curious to see how they play it with Aiden, although I hope they at least do it well. That's all I hope for. Do it well, please.