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Well, there was supposed to be sex, but NO. Although. I should note that due to the law of conservation of fannish energy, this would have also happened in the regular Warsverse (and the Petaverse). I'M JUST SAYIN' HERE.



"You stupid bastard," Edwina says fondly, blowing on her gloved fingers to keep them warm before she resumes her attack on Peter's armor. Cold comes off it in waves, and the combination of that and the gloves -- to keep her from getting fucking frostbite -- makes her fumble the buckles and straps, stopping frequently to blow on her hands or warm them over the brazier she's dragged over to try and warm Peter up.

Peter doesn't answer. Doesn't actually make any sign to show he's alive, doesn't even fucking blink, but she can hear the beat of his heart from beneath his surcoat, and that's all the sign she needs.

"Do you know how worried we were about you?" Edwina continues, wrestling his greaves off. "Let me just say I was not looking forward to tell Su we'd managed to lose the High King again. You really need to find a different hobby, like -- stamp-collecting, people don't go missing doing stamp-collecting --"

She chokes down on the edge of panic and tosses the greaves aside with more force than is really necessary, but at this point the metal's probably ruined anyway. Forty-eight hours immersion in icy water, or magic, or -- she doesn't know, no one knows. No one except for Peter, and he hasn't said a word since they found him.

Edwina strips his gloves off. Beneath, his fingernails are tinged blue that doesn't seem to fade at all with the heat, and she's confiscated every brazier from the store and all the ones from her tent and Peter's; they're all burning brightly and it's so hot in here that every time she goes more than an armlength from Peter she starts sweating.

"This leather's ruined," she says. "Good thing you brought an extra pair."

It's the most inane kind of one-sided conversation, but every time she falls silent all she can hear is the almost overwhelming thump of Peter's heartbeat and the hiss of the braziers competing with the muffled roar of the snowstorm outside. She stops to warm her hands again, the frost that's formed on her gloves melting and steaming in the heat, and then unbuckles Peter's swordbelt. Father Christmas' gift is still smooth and supple, seemingly untouched by the cold, and Edwina hesitates a moment before drawing an inch or so of blade, pressing a gloved thumb against the metal. The little rim of frost that's already formed there melts immediately. She sets Rhindon aside, warms her hands again, and gets his pauldrons off, leaving Peter in mail and tabard.

She looks up as she starts to drag his tabard up over his head, the fabric crackling and falling apart in her hands -- frozen solid. There are ice crystals on his eyebrows, in his hair, and blood has pooled and frozen in the hollows of his face and neck, dying his hair scarlet. She doesn't know where he's hurt, or if he's hurt at all.

Edwina lets the remains of his tunic fall to the floor and reaches for his mail. "There's --" she begins, and swallows before continuing, "there's word from Cair Paravel. Letters from Susan and Lucy. Lu's lovers found out about each other and she doesn't understand why they're bothered. Su's not taking sides. She says that it's Lucy's problem, and besides she has more important matters to deal with. A pair of traders from Alvarado and the Edanese ambassador's secretary almost came to blows in the Shifting Market."

The leather laces binding his mail shirt closed crack in her hands -- is everything getting colder? -- and Edwina pushes the shirt back off his shoulder. She kneels down to get his leggings off.

"Lion's mane, Pete," she says, leaning her head against his thigh. It's like having solid ice against her bare skin, even though Pete is left in hose and shirtsleeves. "Say something to let me know I'm not alone in here."

She straightens, rubbing her hand over her cheek, and takes the edge of his shirt in her hands to pull it off over his head, but it falls apart too, a shower of ice crystals that melt when they hit the tent floor. "Bloody fucking hell," she snarls, palm flat against Peter's chest, over the long shallow cut that traces from his left shoulder to his right hip. It's still bleeding sluggishly, little beads of blood welling up at random intervals. "Who -- how --"

They still don't know what happened to him, but he's hurt, he's been hurt. "You stupid bastard," Edwina snarls again, with more rancor this time. "You fucking tell someone if you're wounded, I can't see through your clothes, you --"

She stops, choking on the words and nearly on the edge of tears, and closes her eyes, breathing through her mouth. She can't tell if the tent's getting warmer or if she's just getting used to the cold.

"I --" Peter says, and she nearly knocks over the brazier.

Peter's frowning in concentration when Edwina throws her arms around his neck, forgetting his wound for a moment. It's like hugging a marble statue -- no, like hugging one of the White Witch's statues, God -- and then one hand comes up to touch her back, light and tentative. There's just a hint of warmth back in his skin now.

"I didn't -- know," Peter says, concentrating on each word like he's speaking for the first time. His voice is raw and soft, a bare rasp of breath and sound.

"Don't talk," Edwina orders, stepping back from him. "Let me get something hot into you, and something to wear since your clothes are...ruined." His hose is melting off his hips, and Peter has enough of his wits about him to blush, the rose in his cheeks a balm to her eyes after snow-pale skin tinted blue.

She fetches his warmest clothes from the chest at the foot of his bed, then, with a second look at Peter's current state of shock, lets those fall back on the top of the surprisingly neatly-folded wardrobe and takes the top few layers of blankets off the bed instead, coming back to drape those over his shoulders. He doesn't appear to notice, and Edwina curls one of his fists around the folds of fabric to hold them in place.

There's beef broth heating over a brazier in the corner; she ladles up a cup and brings it over to Peter, who's still standing, expression dazed.

"Sit down," Edwina says, manhandling him over to the nearest chair and pushing him down with both hands on his shoulders. He doesn't even put up a token protest, but then again, he's not stupid. He is, on the other hand, still Peter, and he should be asking questions, should be reassuring her, should be -- something. Not this. "Drink," she adds, dragging over a chair for herself and stripping her gloves off as an afterthought.

She's bursting with questions, foremost among which is, What the hell stole my brother out from under the noses of the entire Narnian army?, but she holds her tongue. Mostly. "Can you talk?" she asks.

Peter considers the question, sipping cautiously at the broth, then nods.

"Can you tell me what happened?" she presses.

He shakes his head.

"Can't or won't?" It's an important distinction.

"The first one," he croaks. "Ed..."

"Is it her?" she asks, one last question before she lets him rest. She wasn't expecting to have to deal with this when they'd left Cair Paravel in the dead of winter at the urgent request of the High Reaches Narnians. Giants, icedrakes, wolves -- not this. Not magic.

Peter shakes his head. "No."

She relaxes. Not much, but enough for the past two days to catch up with her. "God," she says, sinking down in her chair, and Peter puts the broth down and reaches for her with clumsy hands that only retain a little residual heat from the cup.

"Ed," he says. "Go to sleep. You can rest now."

She nods, exhaustion starting to blur her vision. "I'm staying here," she insists, and sees Peter's answering nod.

"Come on," he says, and Edwina's aware enough to know that she should be supporting him, but they're both hanging onto each other for dear life as they make it into the back half of the tent. She gets Peter under the heavy layers of blankets and then kicks off her boots before crawling in with him, still fully clothed. It's like crawling into bed with an icicle; he's still fucking freezing. He wraps an arm around her shoulders and kisses her hair.

"You're still an idiot," Edwina mutters against his collarbone, and then lets sleep take her.

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Date: 2008-10-11 12:44 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ineptshieldmaid.livejournal.com
interesting. Very interesting, I say.

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Date: 2008-10-11 12:50 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] bedlamsbard.livejournal.com
I am intensely curious what is going on, but I have no idea. 'snot like I'm the author or anything. *grin*

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Date: 2008-10-11 01:14 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ineptshieldmaid.livejournal.com
In the meantime, it looks like I've just signed myself up for a complete genderswapped rewrite of LWW, thanks to Edwina. What think ye?.

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Date: 2008-10-11 01:24 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] bedlamsbard.livejournal.com
If I have to rewrite all of PC because Peta is mouthy, then I feel that you should have to rewrite all of LWW because Edwina is mouthy. And we can lament our genderswapped kings together. *bounces*

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Date: 2008-10-11 01:25 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ineptshieldmaid.livejournal.com
Not because Edwina is mouthy! Because she's devious... my GOD is that girl devious.

And so much less nice than Edmund.

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Date: 2008-10-11 01:27 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] bedlamsbard.livejournal.com
Is she still a traitor? *curious*

(And I suppose it's less that Peta is mouthy and more because she WANTS TO GET LAID RIGHT NOW THANK YOU VERY MUCH.)

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Date: 2008-10-11 01:36 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ineptshieldmaid.livejournal.com
I don't KNOW. I think she has to be, because I still want to keep the JesusLion bits in. But I'm not sure how it'll happen... she might fall in with some Old Narnians and then betray them.

Or she might fall in with Jadis and be sent forth as a spy. Ooh, I like that idea.

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Date: 2008-10-11 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] realpestilence.livejournal.com
I was reading a book that mentioned...think it was Catherine d'Medici (I'm too lazy to look it all up but will if you MUST verify) who had what she called "flying squadrons" of beautiful noblewomen who reported to her directly everything they found out through court gossip, seduction of various men in key positions, or via relatives, etc. There were several hundred of them, actually, and they were all required to be snappy dressers with very small waists. :)

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Date: 2008-10-11 01:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] realpestilence.livejournal.com
Catherine S'Forza, when under siege and her young children held hostage, was allowed to go into her city to try to persuade the people to surrender. (They'd refused because they knew she wouldn't want them to, even if she and her family were at risk.) Her kids were still prisoners and she was told they'd be killed if she either failed to force the surrender or tried to escape...

Once in the city, she climbed to the walls, raised her skirts above her waist to show her genitals off and screamed something to the effect that as long as she could still bear children, they couldn't force her to do anything by threatening her family. A real big "fuck you", that apparently stunned the opposition enough that they *didn't* kill the kids and she was able to gather her troops and fight off the attack, freeing her city.

I was very impressed. :)


This is all from that book I read recently, "Queen, Empress, Concubine"-about 50 women rulers, some of whom are of dubious reality, but others quite real. Very interesting book!


Sorry, that bit about Edwina being sent out by Jadis as a spy made me think of all this, given the medievelesque nature of the setting.

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Date: 2008-10-11 01:56 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ineptshieldmaid.livejournal.com
HUH COOL.

I could see the mental link, don't worry :).

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Date: 2008-10-11 01:59 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] bedlamsbard.livejournal.com
Hot damn. *impressed*

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Date: 2008-10-11 01:44 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] bedlamsbard.livejournal.com
OOH. Is she with Lucy and Susan when they sneak off to see Aslan get shish-kababed?

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Date: 2008-10-11 01:49 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ineptshieldmaid.livejournal.com
I... don't know. Maybe. Maybe it's just Edwina and Lucy, that's the other option.

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Date: 2008-10-11 01:53 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] bedlamsbard.livejournal.com
Because that leads to GUILT COMPLEX.

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Date: 2008-10-11 01:55 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ineptshieldmaid.livejournal.com
BECAUSE EDMUND DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH OF A GUILT COMPLEX ALREADY.

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Date: 2008-10-11 01:59 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] bedlamsbard.livejournal.com
Do we know if Edmund knows that Aslan died for him? I mean, canonically? Because I don't think we do.

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Date: 2008-10-11 02:23 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ineptshieldmaid.livejournal.com
Oh, mine does. Mine definitely knows. Canonically we don't see him actually finding out, but... I think he knows. Lucy and Susan would've told the boys they saw him die, surely? And Edmund can put two and two together.

Which is why, being the nice person I am, I decided to put all four Pevensies through a full High Anglican Easter mass, complete with Stations of the Cross.

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Date: 2008-10-11 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] realpestilence.livejournal.com
Guilt is good. It leads to angst and hurt-comfort. :)

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Date: 2008-10-11 01:59 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] bedlamsbard.livejournal.com
Not when said characters are ELEVEN. *g*

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Date: 2008-10-11 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] realpestilence.livejournal.com
You have to start somewhere! *rotfl* Get 'em all traumatized in childhood and then make 'em deal with the issues as adults. Just like REAL people, alas.

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Date: 2008-10-11 02:15 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] bedlamsbard.livejournal.com
I am not thinking that far back. *she said, with dignity* Like I said to [livejournal.com profile] ineptshieldmaid, I don't like 'em that young.

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Date: 2008-10-11 02:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] realpestilence.livejournal.com
*snorts*


I don't mean do anything graphic or...what the hell are you writing about again? I lost that post! *laughs*

No, you just have 'em act out as adults and then reveal weepingly how awfully tragic their childhoods were because of "fill in the blank". We can sympathize without being grossed out.


Do you make icons, btw? There's a Narnia group that has alphabetic icon challenges, and sometimes they have trouble raising enough entries...*eyes your icon*

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Date: 2008-10-11 02:43 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] bedlamsbard.livejournal.com
I used to make icons, but I don't have a really good photo editing program, and the one I used to use doesn't work on Vista. And I'm not actually all that good at it...

New icons: not mine.

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Date: 2008-10-11 01:23 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ineptshieldmaid.livejournal.com
also I think it's rather a good thing there was no sex here. I don't think Peter has the warm blood to spare, and besides which can you imagine having sex with someone as cold as that? My brain just keeps coming back to 16th-century witch trials and the Devil's ice-cold prick.

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Date: 2008-10-11 01:26 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] bedlamsbard.livejournal.com
That was also a thought, I must admit. *considers* I think she's less aggressive than Edmund, which is kind of interesting, considering that Peta was more aggressive than Peter.

This leaves Lucas and Samuel, doesn't it?

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Date: 2008-10-11 01:35 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ineptshieldmaid.livejournal.com
I think she's less aggressive than Edmund, which is kind of interesting, considering that Peta was more aggressive than Peter.

Same thing happened with my version of Edwina. She's less aggressive than SUSAN, but more calculating. I can see Edwina plotting long-term strategy but rarely going near the battlefield. Lucy will be Peter's military second, and that will rankle with both Edwina and Susan.

Huh, YES. In my head Sam the Gentle belongs in a verse with Edwina the Just, only in THAT version Edwina is much more aggressive...

Lucas I haven't thought about, and I don't think I'll be able to do it, if only because one of my best friends is called Lucas and that'd confuse me :P

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Date: 2008-10-11 01:43 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] bedlamsbard.livejournal.com
I doubt I'm really going to do much more with Edwina, but I still have her as Peter's 2IC. (Well, obviously, since they're on campaign together in this bit.)

...wait. She's less aggressive than Susan?

I have more problems genderswapping female characters than I do male characters. *shrug*

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Date: 2008-10-11 01:48 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ineptshieldmaid.livejournal.com
Well, less aggressive for a given definition of aggressive. I think I might let Susan go to war in this 'verse (something I object to on principle). I think Edwina's Susan is going to be closer to PC-verse Susan than to the Golden Age Susan I've been writing. At any rate, in any given situation, under threat or having been offended or something, Susan's more likely to lose her temper than Edwina. Edwina's more likely to take it away and stew on it and then come up with a very complicated strategy for making sure it never, ever happens again.

I'm looking forward to writing Sam the Gentle, he'll be FUN.

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Date: 2008-10-11 01:51 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] bedlamsbard.livejournal.com
*snaps fingers* Edwina's Peter's 2IC, but not as a fighter. She's the one who handles everything but fighting -- logistics and spywork. The one who makes sure he can fight. That's why she's on campaign with her.

...for some strange reason I suddenly want Peter/Sam. HI BRAIN NO.

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Date: 2008-10-11 01:55 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ineptshieldmaid.livejournal.com
Yeah, mine might be playing the same kind of role. Not REALLY sure how the balance will work out in the Golden Age, yet. I am certain Lucy's going to be even more of a tomboy, though.

Also I really want to see Edwina going back to school and weirding out all her teachers by developing a historical obsession with Napoleonic era battle tactics, or something. Actually it might have to be Crusade era, since that's all *I* know.

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Date: 2008-10-11 01:57 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] bedlamsbard.livejournal.com
I swear I am the only person in the entire fandom who doesn't have tomboy!Lucy. *shakes head*

HA. *bemused*

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Date: 2008-10-11 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] realpestilence.livejournal.com
I think it would be interesting to see what you'd do with a male "Susan", given that she's the sort of outsider, more reluctant to fight first/question later one in the family. How would that translate to a male/king of Narnia, and his duties to protect the nation,etc? Would "gentleness" in a man be valued in Narnia any more than it is here (the *real* "gentle"...I'm sure the blatant warning of the euphemistic "gentle" you proposed would be appreciated anywhere!)

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Date: 2008-10-11 01:53 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] bedlamsbard.livejournal.com
I have no idea what I'd be doing, but I'm sure I'd somehow figure out characterization in the process of trying to get Sam and Peter into bed together.

No. No, I don't know, I don't get where my brain is at all.

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Date: 2008-10-11 01:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] realpestilence.livejournal.com
Edwina is *pliant*...*yielding*...all melting-in-your-arms softness and concern. Perhaps. Or perhaps the art of compromise and Narnian "karate", turning others against their own intentions, enable her to achieve her goals while still seeming to be-that ultra-feminine word-"nice".


Of course, given the limited sample, here, and your statement that you have no idea where it's going, I could be full of shit. *beams*

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Date: 2008-10-11 01:45 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] bedlamsbard.livejournal.com
...Caspian's going to be terrified of her, isn't he?

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Date: 2008-10-11 02:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] realpestilence.livejournal.com
But she's so NICE! With NO obvious religious, political, or financial goals at all, she's just...reasonably pointing out things he'd be interested in, you know.Things that he'd no doubt do, anyways, because they make so much sense...Gently. With big eyes and a soft little hand stroking his sleeve...and it's surely an accident that he can see RIGHT DOWN HER BODICE and Aslan, WHAT is that perfume, it's very...*gulsp*...? *Caspian is dizzy, signs anything put in front of him*


See, sometimes you *don't* need a blade *or* bloodshed, to achieve your goals. And, unlike the extremely beautiful Susan, who might sometimes alienate people with her refusals, or cause unintentional envy; or the very nice but somewhat amoral/violence-prone Lucy who might put people off with her religious fervor or offbeat worldview, this type of rather courtesan-ish manipulation is track, very effective, and still leaves people *liking* you. That's vastly important in a diplomat! Call it the best of Susan-Lucy combined, with Edwina's own dash of intellectualism...because I'm sure she'd still be the Spymistress, all the more effective due to being underestimated. She's too nice, after all, to be more than the family hostess and castle chatelain...

*speculates wildly* *might still be full of shit* *laughs*


Capian is afraid of all of them, isn't he? With good reason! *snorts*

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Date: 2008-10-11 02:14 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] bedlamsbard.livejournal.com
He's terrified and he has NO IDEA why he's terrified. And he's wondering why Peter's just over in the corner smirking.

I don't know if Edwina would manage being nice, or if she'd be even more abrasive than Edmund. And Edmund's pretty damn abrasive when he wants to be.

*considers* She's Snape. She's a female Snape. Maybe. Or maybe she's Narcissa and your Edwina, I don't know.

Damn it, I was writing Dust 2 from Edmund's POV, and now my characterization brain is SO CONFUSED.

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Date: 2008-10-11 02:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] realpestilence.livejournal.com
I hate it when I drop words or mispell stuff! That should say "hard to track".


Edmund is controlled, to Peter's raging-force-of-nature...and when a woman is that controlled, it either comes across as very cold (in which case she's a frigid bitch *snorts*) or she's very gentle and *seems* to be biddable.

Edwina might very well be a bitch on wheels, when she's raving to her family about whatever idiocy she's encountered lately; but that wouldn't be her *public* persona...women like that just put people off and get made fun of when they're old, you know?

I dunno, from that little ficbit you posted, I got the impression of her being supportive of Peter, and not aggressive...she's concerned but caring. I'd have to see more to really juge. *grins*


You're working on Dust 2? I liked that one...er, crap, didn't comment. Um. *flees in embarrassment*

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Date: 2008-10-11 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] realpestilence.livejournal.com
I'd be afraid Peter's prick might snap off, or melt mid-sex!!!


I keep trying to get bedlam to let Jadis use her icewand dildo on Edmund, but she WON'T DO IT. *is aggrieved*

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