okay, someone kindly turn the switch in my brain from "fic" to "homework"

[bedlamsbard]

Edwina. Looking at Lucy and saying, with complete sincerity, "If we survive this, I'm going to kill you. You're going to fucking die."

Also: found Aslan! Or he decided to wander back into the story, anyway. Not that there is a story.

Also, ineptshieldmaid, that thing I was encouraging you to do, with Peter and your Edwina? That'd be my Peter. For Lucy.

Look, if it gets a title, then y'all should be Very Very Worried. I'm just sayin' here.