okay, someone kindly turn the switch in my brain from "fic" to "homework"

[bedlamsbard]

Edwina. Looking at Lucy and saying, with complete sincerity, "If we survive this, I'm going to kill you. You're going to fucking die."

Also: found Aslan! Or he decided to wander back into the story, anyway. Not that there is a story.

Also, ineptshieldmaid, that thing I was encouraging you to do, with Peter and your Edwina? That'd be my Peter. For Lucy.

Look, if it gets a title, then y'all should be Very Very Worried. I'm just sayin' here.

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[caramelsilver.livejournal.com]

Or Very Very Happy!

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

It'd go on the queue behind Dust and Be Like Water.

[caramelsilver.livejournal.com]

I'm okay with that. As long it's *in* the queue! *Grins*

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

It is not in the queue, by the way! Something does not end up in the queue unless it has a title and a plot. It only has, like, half a plot. And no title.

[caramelsilver.livejournal.com]

Well, then in needs a title *Tries very hard to coax bedlam into giving it a title* You know it will get one.

And while on the subject of titles, let me just tell you that I absolutely adore your titles. You manage to find beautiful and pretty titles without making it seem tacky.

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

The secret to my titles is that ninety percent of them come from T.S. Eliot poems, and most of those come from the Four Quartets. Some of them are song lyrics, and I think one is from Kipling. The only one that doesn't come from something is "These Last Golden Days of Summer"; that came from my head.

[ineptshieldmaid.livejournal.com]

Oh, good. Now you can have your Peter do't, and I can keep mine from the horrible, how about that?

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

Hey, I am still totally up for your Peter doing it too, you know! Yours will add to the Peter&Edwina relationship; mine just makes Susan and Edwina hate Aslan and Lucy love Aslan.

And it is kind of a completely different situation, sort of. And my Peter's already, like, eighteen or nineteen at this point. And then he COMES BACK in the middle of the battle, in full armor. "GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY SISTERS!" he shouts.

...I'm so out of it, I'm sorry. I'm just, like, hallucinating.

[ineptshieldmaid.livejournal.com]

You, and your characters, are officially MAD.

Title?

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

I think we've been unofficially mad for a while now...

*eyes story warily* Not yet.

[lassiterfics.livejournal.com]

omgwtfbbq
is it only a matter of time before we hear about luke? or lucas?
IS PETA/EDWINA JUST AROUND THE BEND?! and then they get raped by werewolf!susan and has to rescued by edmund, who gambles for their lives in a poker game against some FBI agents.

i see you have more dust up, but i, I HAVE A 12 PAGE PAPER aaaaand a STATS MIDTERM DUE THURSDAY booooooooooo

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

sam is more likely than lucas, but it's harder for me genderswap the girls than it is the boys.

honey, i...thought i was the crazy one. *pets gingerly*

I HAVE A JAPANESE MIDTERM TOMORROW! IT IS GOING TO GO EXCEPTIONALLY BADLY!

immortal!susan has a title now, which puts it in the running for a nanovel! "in this hollow valley."