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[bedlamsbard]

I suddenly want the story where Edmund walks into the backroom of a bar, sits down, and spends the next four hours talking the people there out of assassinating Peter. No weapons, no threats, he just literally talks them out of it.

And then, I mean, they're promptly all arrested, but hey! No one got hurt.

Silvertongue.

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[almostinstinct.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm. I likey. (I'm beginning to feel like a... toady isn't the word I'm going for, but then neither is cheerleader. Yes-woman? Meh.)

[realpestilence.livejournal.com]

Enabler! And join the crowd...:)

[almostinstinct.livejournal.com]

That's the one!

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Hey, on the bright side, it does wonders for my ego. I mean, not that my ego needs much help anyway, but still...

[realpestilence.livejournal.com]

*panderspanderspanders*

[westingturtle.livejournal.com]

Edmund is my hero. He could talk the rain into being dry

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there's a story somewhere about the time he convinced a naiad that she was really a dryad who'd been separated from her tree...

[westingturtle.livejournal.com]

Was this in the service of getting laid?

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

Well, that would just be unethical. It was in the service of something, that's for sure -- wait. I think it may have been during the time he was thrown back in time to the very beginning of the Long Winter.

[realpestilence.livejournal.com]

If he managed to get laid, that would be a fringe benefit. :)

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

You know how these things happen.

[realpestilence.livejournal.com]

DO IT!!!

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

Yes, well, the problem would be that I have no idea what he'd say.

[realpestilence.livejournal.com]

Outsider pov! Or do it as a "legend of" story, with quotes and "they say" sprinkled throughout, fable style. Or, you know, suddenly become brilliantly eloquent. *prods you*

No fair teasing!

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

Or do it from Peter's POV, waiting outside the bar with half the army...and then Edmund walks out, turns the conspirators over, and raises his eyebrows. "Well, that was overkill, wasn't it?"

[katakokk.livejournal.com]

THAT SOUNDS LIKE ABSOLUTE AWESOMENESS. ♥

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

AND IT WOULD BE.

[katakokk.livejournal.com]

YES ♥. I AM LOVING THE STRUTTING EDMUND ICON. WHY WAS THIS NOT IN THE MOVIE?! D:

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE OUR SCREENS WOULD SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST, THAT IS WHY.

[katakokk.livejournal.com]

OH YES. SO TRUE. I FORGOT. LE SIGH D:

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

and then we would have no computers! and that would be bad.

[katakokk.livejournal.com]

Very bad! D:

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

I WOULD HAVE TO HANDWRITE EVERYTHING. Not that I have a problem with handwriting, mind, I do it all the time. It's just htat I'm a much faster typer than I am a handwriter.

[lyamainu.livejournal.com]

Oooh... I want. So. Bad.

I love Peter, but Edmund is the most awesome man to ever walk the face of a page.

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

I feel a burning desire to write Pevensie awesomeness. *considers*

[katakokk.livejournal.com]

*throws twigs and sticks and stuff at this burning desire* BURN MORE, WONDERFUL DESIRE TO WRITE PEVENSIE AWESOMENESS, BURN MORE! ♥ XD

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

I have Dust 7 in progress! Does that count?

Except. That is mostly just Peter and not the other Pevensies. ALAS.

[katakokk.livejournal.com]

IT DOES COUNT. *nods vigorously*

ALAS. D:

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

In order for Peter to be awesome in Dust 7 and not just panicked, he has to turn off his High King brain and turn on his Breakneck the merc/Flight Lieutenant Pevensie brain. *preens*

Which means he is crazy and manipulative and reckless.

[katakokk.livejournal.com]

Oh, GOD. That can't be good. At all.

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

That would, perhaps, be one way to put it.