but at least it's done for the day

[bedlamsbard]

Homework sucks, man. I am trying to tell myself that I cannot heal my mental anguish by writing porn. (So far, my brain has thrown at me the following: Peter/foreign (male) ambassador during the Golden Age with Peter/Susan and Susan voyeurism, Peter/Susan/Edmund at some indeterminate point in time, Peter/Susan during PC with Caspian voyeurism. My brain also wants me to write just plain old Peter being creepy, which I feel that I actually haven't written for a while.)

I know this is counter to the fangirl code, but porn does not salve all ills! Just most of them. (Also, I appear to have also started writing post-LWW fic from Helen Pevensie's point of view. I think it goes without saying that she's really fucking confused.)

Comments

[lassiterfics.livejournal.com]

Porn doesn't solve everything, it's true.

Crack does.

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

Ah, I love the smell of crack in the morning. (Although my brain is completely straight right now. Aside from the slash.)

[westingturtle.livejournal.com]

I want the Helen Pevensie one!

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

The Helen Pevensie one is the one I'm writing right now while I watch reality shows on Hulu! Helen just came home to find her children sparring in the backyard and Peter bellowing like a drill sergeant while Edmund gives him lip. She doesn't know what to think.

[westingturtle.livejournal.com]

I think she'd be more surprised if Edmund WASN"T giving him lip, considering the brat he was before Narnia. (Thank you ABC Family, for playing that movie constantly last weekend)

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

It's the kind of lip Edmund's giving him, though. And the fact that Susan and Lucy are sitting there watching and doling out advice.

[westingturtle.livejournal.com]

Well, at least she walked in when the girls are kibbitzing and not fighting themselves. That would have been interesting to explain.

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

Also interesting is Peter yelling at Edmund about just because he's fifteen years younger doesn't mean he has to be weaker and slower and what the hell is he going to do if a minotaur comes at him with an overhand swing, anyway?

[westingturtle.livejournal.com]

Oh that poor woman. Do you think it's more confusing if she's hearing things outright (might be slang, who knows?) or just slipping around the edges?

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

She's pretty confused period. Her children don't even move like English children, anymore -- none of their body language is what it should be, the nonverbal cues are completely different, they appear to be able to read each others' minds. Peter really barely gives lip service to the fact that she's his mother...

[westingturtle.livejournal.com]

Seriously, that's got to be any mother's nightmare. She's scared for her children's lives, sends them away, lives alone where bombs are falling all alone, her husband and children both distant.

And then they come back, and they aren't hers. Not just in that they seem different, but in they don't need her anymore, they don't want her anymore. They barely even RECOGNIZE her as part of their lives.

The suckage, would be immense

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

It is, it so totally is. And it's going to be bad when her husband comes back too, because of the war...

She picks them up at the train station, and Lucy pulls away from her.

[westingturtle.livejournal.com]

She picks them up at the train station, and Lucy pulls away from her.

DO NOT MAKE ME CRY! I'm emotional, and I still have math homework to do tonight!

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

The older three suffer her hugs, but they don't respond back. There's no emotion there. None at all. They're barely pretending.

[westingturtle.livejournal.com]

Stop it Stop it Stop it!

Fractions! Quadratic Formulae! Inverse Equations!

[bedlamsbard.livejournal.com]

DO NOT SAY THESE EVIL WORDS AT ME.

Anyway, I've...pretty much run out of stuff I've already written.