this is getting ridiculous
Mar. 19th, 2009 08:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bedlamsbardOkay, whoever made girl!Caspian -- I'm going very tentatively with Caspania for a name here, which is a little ridiculous but doesn't bother me as much as some of the other options -- crawl into my brain, you are a dead woman.
We are not getting a return of the Petaverse incident here (seventy thousand words), I just warn you. Just because I have a (vague) plot and some more character info does not mean I'm going to become known as the girl who's always writing genderfuck PC revisionism.
Sort of interestingly, Peter and Caspania aren't on the shaggin' wagon the way Peta and Caspian are. Caspania's a virgin until the wedding night. "My maidenhead's the only thing I have left!" she screams at Peter. "Without that I'm worthless, I'm just --" "No, you're not," Peter says, and kisses her. And then there's some more arguing and some political talk, and then Peter kisses her forehead and puts a ring with the lion rampant on it into her hand before leaving.
AND THEN. There is a lot of Telmarine political stuff! Because, like, the Seven Noble Lords of Narnia, the ones they go looking for in VotDT? Still in Narnia. Because Miraz doesn't have a reason to send them away; he's the legitimate heir. But they rally around Caspania and her new betrothed, and the Narnians are there for their High King, and Miraz is sort of freaking out. (Probably with good reason.)
Also, the wedding is at Lord Bern's manor.
And possibly Susan and Edmund are fucking. *facepalm*
ETA: ...great, now I want Susan/Caspania. (And you have to admit that Peta/Caspania would be SMOKING HOT. Though not as smoking hot as PETA/SUSAN. No, I don't know what's up with the femmeslash today.)
ETA2: Now Peter, Susan, and Caspania are all in a relationship? Together? Sort of? OH MY GOD WHAT. This is like a bad romance novel!
ETA3: ...possibly solely for the line, during some assassination attempt by Miraz, "Cuckolding your queen in her own bedchamber, King Peter?" "That's my wife," Peter says. "That's my queen." And Susan shoots him. Or something. OH MY GOD WHAT.
We are not getting a return of the Petaverse incident here (seventy thousand words), I just warn you. Just because I have a (vague) plot and some more character info does not mean I'm going to become known as the girl who's always writing genderfuck PC revisionism.
Sort of interestingly, Peter and Caspania aren't on the shaggin' wagon the way Peta and Caspian are. Caspania's a virgin until the wedding night. "My maidenhead's the only thing I have left!" she screams at Peter. "Without that I'm worthless, I'm just --" "No, you're not," Peter says, and kisses her. And then there's some more arguing and some political talk, and then Peter kisses her forehead and puts a ring with the lion rampant on it into her hand before leaving.
AND THEN. There is a lot of Telmarine political stuff! Because, like, the Seven Noble Lords of Narnia, the ones they go looking for in VotDT? Still in Narnia. Because Miraz doesn't have a reason to send them away; he's the legitimate heir. But they rally around Caspania and her new betrothed, and the Narnians are there for their High King, and Miraz is sort of freaking out. (Probably with good reason.)
Also, the wedding is at Lord Bern's manor.
And possibly Susan and Edmund are fucking. *facepalm*
ETA: ...great, now I want Susan/Caspania. (And you have to admit that Peta/Caspania would be SMOKING HOT. Though not as smoking hot as PETA/SUSAN. No, I don't know what's up with the femmeslash today.)
ETA2: Now Peter, Susan, and Caspania are all in a relationship? Together? Sort of? OH MY GOD WHAT. This is like a bad romance novel!
ETA3: ...possibly solely for the line, during some assassination attempt by Miraz, "Cuckolding your queen in her own bedchamber, King Peter?" "That's my wife," Peter says. "That's my queen." And Susan shoots him. Or something. OH MY GOD WHAT.