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So, would, uh, anybody be surprised to learn that Jewel is kind of a snob?

"Country superstitions" indeed.

Dust, baby, come to mama.

Okay, when did Tirian hook up with Jewel? During their childhoods, yes, when Erlian was still alive, but when exactly? *muses* I bet after Tirian did something really stupid and reckless and Erlian (or Altagracia?) decided that giving Tirian a companion his own age would be a great idea.

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Nope. Unicorns in Narnia are just like anyone else. And I'm sure they can get drunk; it just probably takes them longer than humans because they've got considerably greater body mass...although on the other hand I'm sure the wine stains are much more obvious on their coats.