college life. so exciting I may explode.

[bedlamsbard]

So, I think college makes you stupid. Or maybe not you, maybe just me. Because one of the things I have said today happened to be the immortal words, "Oh, hey, my yarn is -- OH MY GOD THAT'S NOT YARN THAT'S FLOUR."

Because the two are so similar, you know.

Also, "Man, my back hurts, and it would help to go lie down, but I don't want to do that because there's nothing I can do while flat on my back."

*long pause*

"And that's not an option STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT."

"I was thinking about masturbation!" (This is my roommate, Lesley. Sometimes, she reads my LJ. Hi, Lesley!)

*weakly* "...I wasn't."

"Well, whatever floats your boat!"

"I am pretty sure there have to be two people for that, and there is also no one!"

"Yes, there is!"

"What, are you going to run down the hall screaming, 'My roommate wants to spend some quality time on her back! Are there any takers?'"

"I could."

So, as you can see, it's all fun and games over here at Casa Four Women Under One Roof, Oh Yeah, And All Those Other People Who Live In This Building.

Also, I'm pretty sure watching the Food Network every night while at college is a kind of masochism. But. You know. FOOD.