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I HAVE FINALLY FOUND A VISUAL REPRESENTATION OF THE PENIS BIRD.

My professor finally put up all the powerpoints from the semester, because of the final (tomorrow...*dies*), and this one hadn't been up already, and do you know what googling "penis bird" gets you? Not classical Greek art, I'll tell you that.



oh ancient greece no



For brain bleach, I will offer up the Derveni Krater, which is fucking awesome and of which some variant is going to show up in Dust, somehow.

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Date: 2010-05-02 03:04 am (UTC)
isweedan: The Beowulf Manuscript: Hwæt... (English Major. Beowulf manuscript.)
From: [personal profile] isweedan
Oh my GOD Derveni Krater why did you never turn up in my art history class. Gorgeous. Gorgeous.

(yay&lols penis bird \o/)

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Date: 2010-05-02 03:50 am (UTC)
isweedan: The Beowulf Manuscript: Hwæt... (English Major. Beowulf manuscript.)
From: [personal profile] isweedan
Ohhh. This is making me think what Narnian archaeologists antiquarians would be like.

Of course everything would be total fail by modern standards and it'd really just be more like tomb robbing and weird accidental finds like Pompeii.

Hnggg.

There could be so many cool little artifacts out there.

Me and Doctor Cornelius need to sit down and have a good long talk about how one acquires priceless pieces of national history.

Or maybe it's like splinters of the true cross, you know how the saying goes - if you brought all the relics of the true cross together, you would have enough wood to build Noah's Ark ^.^ Lots and lots of ivory horns that people think are really Susan's and all of them carved in inaccurate styles by forgers who think they know how old it should look and how it should be carved...

Oooh. And Narnia needs barrows. Lots and lots of them! I mean, really what were they *thinking* making Aslan's How and how does it fit into the traditions and customs of that age of Narnians? (Burial sites for the win! Unlikely mummies!) *is getting carried away*

I guess this is my way of asking - have you any ideas yet how the Narnian Krater would come to be found? Shepherds looking for lost sheep are always very popular.

Or ooooh. You could go meta-meta and have it be found in a way that echoes how the runaway slave in Beowulf found that gold cup in the dragon's hoard aka the story wot Tolkien incorporated into The Hobbit. Because it probably wouldn't be in Narnia proper any more...or would it? :D? Yay possibilities!

Uh oh. I think I'm going to loose myself tonight in reading up on the wacky adventures of early antiquitarian-archaeologists. Or possibly babble more made up provenance thingies at you.

(I am never going to google for the penis bird. I don't want to know.)

HEEEE

Date: 2010-05-02 03:11 am (UTC)
angel_negra: Gunpei: hey, baby! (Hey_Baby)
From: [personal profile] angel_negra
OMG, I love you for this. This is beyond hilarious AND I was able to mentally scar my bff with it.

You rock. <3

Re: HEEEE

Date: 2010-05-02 03:14 am (UTC)
angel_negra: Trip goes hee. (Hee)
From: [personal profile] angel_negra
Pottery was the Greek Internet? :D

Re: HEEEE

Date: 2010-05-03 11:22 am (UTC)
azurelunatic: "Welcome to the Internet. (Here's your free eyespork.)" Titanium spork.  (eyespork)
From: [personal profile] azurelunatic
[community profile] beginningcocks? The cock. Now with extra cock.
Edited (a space and an icon. ) Date: 2010-05-03 11:40 am (UTC)

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Date: 2010-05-03 11:37 am (UTC)
azurelunatic: Vivid pink Alaskan wild rose. (Default)
From: [personal profile] azurelunatic
Apparently "phallos-bird" gets better results; I arrived at this after 'penis bird greek art'.

Also http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2214255064#

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