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[bedlamsbard]

Oh, dear gods, The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor is so bad. It is SO BAD. I think I have to go watch the first two and the first three Indiana Jones movies in order to cleanse my mind OF THINGS I CAN NEVER UN-WATCH.

Details to follow tomorrow, possibly

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[isweedan]

IKR D: The first two were so gooooooooood ;__; and then this.

[bedlamsbard]

I KNOW. It -- it -- it just -- ARGH.

[snacky]

Haha, I should have warned you better! I remember seeing it in the theater and being like, "....what. What? WHAT! No! Wait, what? Well, that's just ridiculous...stupid stupid stupid stupid....wait, one interesting thing...OH CRAP MY BRAIN IS MELTING FROM THIS HORRIBLE MOVIE!"

[bedlamsbard]

Well, I'd already bought it, which was clearly a mistake, and -- okay, I hate to say this, but I really wish that they'd killed Evie off rather than recasting her once Rachel Weisz says no. Because a major part of the movie was the relationship between Evie and Rick, and that really, really doesn't work once you recast one of the two. Don't get me wrong, it had its moments -- very few of them -- but then --

Well, then the yetis showed up.

[guardian_of_hope]

*feels shame* I actually liked this one. Of course, the other two were awsome, but the CGI was pretty good in the third. I think, though, that's my way of ignoring how bad movies can be. I stare at the pretty CGI and wish I could do that.

[bedlamsbard]

The CGI was pretty good, I will give it that. And it did have occasional moments! But then...the yeti.

[guardian_of_hope]

Yeti? Oh, the shangri la temple guardians...yeah, they were a bit weird. Awsome entrance though.

[bedlamsbard]

There were yeti. *whimpers* I -- may need to rewatch The Mummy and The Mummy Returns to back up the strength of my opinion on this, but just...no.