BRING ON THE DANCING GIRLS

[bedlamsbard]

I will not consider the whys and wherefores or the what the hells of having belly-dancers in a university dining hall, but damn, I approve of that particular surprise today.

(They were not that scantily-clothed; this is a respectable institution! Even if we do have dancing girls on the tables in the dining hall.)

Comments

[pinesandmaples]

That is probably a good thing.

I'm hella kinky, but I have to admit to experiencing a fair bit of cognitive dissonance when 18 year old virgins talked about the sexual connection they felt with their horse. (There is a TMI story to append here, but I don't want to force it on an unsuspecting audience.)

[highlyeccentric]

... you had good christian girls talking about their sexual connection with their horses? That is SPECTACULAR.

(I am guessing this has something to do with the shape of the saddle and conveniently-placed pressure and whatnot, yes?)

[pinesandmaples]

The phrase "he took my virginity" entered the discussion. And she was pleased about it. She considered it a loving and appropriate way for said thing to happen.

[highlyeccentric]

... I am really impressed with this person. It takes either great courage or a great lack of critical thinking to air such thoughts in Good Christian company!

[pinesandmaples]

More quotes: "God gave me my horse. My horse loves me so much."

[highlyeccentric]

God only ever gave *me* goldfish. I feel cheated!