vague Narnia revelations

[bedlamsbard]

* I've never written Lord Peridan, which is funny, considering that he's a Golden Age human and that's more or less my specialty. I do have backstory for him -- he's a Telmarine refugee -- but to be perfectly honest, the one time I was going to write him, he ended up being replaced by one of Edmund's married girlfriends. (If I remember correctly, Edmund's first married girlfriend. Not to be confused with the married mistress who had his child.)

* Merpirates. They totally exist in the Narnian world. I have no idea what to do with this revelation. (Write fic, I guess. But when? Frankian, Little Autumn, Long Winter, Golden Age, Dying Times/Great Autumn, Telmarine, Caspianic, Calormene/Dust?)

* I really want to write fancy Narnian dancing...in England. Only I think dancing is one of those things that's better viewed and not written, especially since I'm not a dancer myself and I don't know the terminology.

* On the note of Edmund's habit of sleeping with married women, I haven't written one of those lately. *ponders*

ETA: Forgot my own damn terms. Long Autumn = Dying Times/Great Autumn.

Comments

[dogstar]

Merpirates in the long autumn, please! Attacking cair paravel in the chaos following the pevensies disappearance! (It's like sacking rome, everyone has to do it at least once to establish their rampaging horde credentials.)

*offers blackberry tarts as bribe*

[bedlamsbard]

Ooh, blackberry tarts.

I'm not sure that it's actually physically possible for merpeople to attack Cair Paravel, since merpeople have, well, fishtails, and Cair Paravel is a castle on a hill. But Narnian ships... *muses*

I seriously can't believe I'm writing in a world where merpirates are the logical conclusion. MERPIRATES, PEOPLE. MERPIRATES.

[guardian_of_hope]

Curse you for writing awesome Narnia-fic. Every time you start linking to your old stuff, it makes me want to write Narnia-fic and I said I wasn't going to write Narnia-fic becuase I'm writing Supernatral-fic right now.

Not to mention everytime you link or comment about something in Warsverse, ect. I always start thinking about how it's different in my Narnia and the bloody bunnies attack.


But on the other hand, you write really awesome fic, and I would totes love seeing Merpirates in the Golden Age...just because your Peter is a BAMF in the Golden Age and I want to know how he'd fight Merpirates.

[bedlamsbard]

By throwing up on them, probably. *laughs* As my Peter has some pretty severe seasickness.