nobody has wings. it's totally legit fic.

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My current WIP is so much crack and I LOVE IT. I am having so much fun writing it, seriously. I have not had so much fun with a piece in a while. And it is crack! It is...actually not that cracky, since no one's a penguin or a girl scout cookie or was turned into an animal, but still.

This pretty much sums it up:

“I didn’t recognize her,” Helo says. “But she kissed me.”

Starbuck ponders this for a moment. “Understandable under the circumstances. Then what?”

“Then Sharon came in.”

“Frak.”

“It was all right,” Helo allows. “She could tell that it wasn’t my idea. Then Eirene started screaming Cylon –”

“She would.”

“It was all right,” he repeats. “Dee and I explained – and can you really blame Eirene when a Cylon comes up to you and starts telling you to get the hell away from her husband?”

Kara’s mouth quirks. “Okay, point taken. So how does the rest of this soap opera go? As Galactica Turns? You’ve already done the thing where you fall in love with someone’s identical twin – well, sort of. And she had a nefarious plan.”

Helo rolls his eyes. “Ha frakking ha.”

“Would you describe yourselves as star-crossed?”

“Control yourself for a couple of minutes, Starbuck,” Helo says. “This is serious.”

(Story premise: Helo's ex-wife survived the attack on the Colonies. Shenanigans ensue.)

Also. Have I mentioned that this is 3K and rising fast? Because...yeah. It is.