brought to you by today's viewing of Tangled

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Today must be wacky fic idea day. How about the one where Athena never rescues Hera and Hera grows up on the baseship, until one day she meets a captured human prisoner, a pilot named Nicholas Tyrol? (I know, I know, but fairy tale. Or, alternately, depending on when we go AU: Kacey Thrace.)

SHENANIGANS.

ETA: I feel like I should add that I also tried to figure out how to genderflip Helo/Athena, but my brain just couldn't comprehend the mindfuck involved. I could get up to Shane Valerii and Karla Agathon, and then it just stopped working.