jedi in loooooovve
Jan. 21st, 2012 11:09 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bedlamsbardFor whatever reason, I'm going through one of those periods when I'm just like, "JEDI. I WANT TO WRITE ABOUT JEDI." (Always AU, though, canon is just too depressing for me.) Anyway, all my Star Wars fic is now up on the AO3.
The Lostverse sequels, where Anakin, despite his wishes, ends up dragged back into the fight against the Empire. Also there is pod-racing and he has an uncomfortable reunion with Padme and...her kids. (I found my notes from when I was plotting it out, and now I'm confused because I have what I was thinking of this time and what I was thinking of four years ago. So there's that.)
ALL THE GENDERFUCK. Obi-Wan/girl!Anakin. Anakin/girl!Obi-Wan. Padme/girl!Obi-Wan! girl!Obi-Wan/girl!Anakin! boy!Padme/girl!Anakin! boy!Padme/girl!Obi-Wan!
The girl!Obi-Wan story: where in TPM, Qui-Gon decides that Obi-Wan should blend in with the handmaidens, and the handmaidens are like, "OH AWESOME." *pounce* And Obi-Wan is kind of traumatized and also dressed up like a handmaiden, and later she and Padme have a quiet moment alone, which turns into Padme going, "Makeouts Y/N?" and Obi-Wan going "!!!" (Girl!Obi-Wan is played by Miranda Otto and her one great indulgence is her hair, which she wears in elaborate braids piled around her head. More practical than Padme's crazy hair-dos, anyway.)
Girl!Obi-Wan raising Anakin (or girl!Anakin) does not have it half as hard as Obi-Wan raising girl!Anakin, though. At least by the time that AotC rolls around, Obi-Wan is completely inured to the sight of female flesh, because Ani spends her time wandering around their chambers in various states of undress. (Girl!Anakin is Keira Knightley, obvs.) And Ani has transferred all the intensity of Anakin's feelings for Padme onto Obi-Wan, which Obi-Wan is pretending not to notice.
Ugh, the idea of lady!Obi-Wan Kenobi is SO HOT I CANNOT EVEN. *fans self*
I cannot write SW! I have homework. And grad applications. And a NBB I haven't touched in...a while. Also Dust and BSG WIPs.
ETA:
The Lostverse sequels, where Anakin, despite his wishes, ends up dragged back into the fight against the Empire. Also there is pod-racing and he has an uncomfortable reunion with Padme and...her kids. (I found my notes from when I was plotting it out, and now I'm confused because I have what I was thinking of this time and what I was thinking of four years ago. So there's that.)
ALL THE GENDERFUCK. Obi-Wan/girl!Anakin. Anakin/girl!Obi-Wan. Padme/girl!Obi-Wan! girl!Obi-Wan/girl!Anakin! boy!Padme/girl!Anakin! boy!Padme/girl!Obi-Wan!
The girl!Obi-Wan story: where in TPM, Qui-Gon decides that Obi-Wan should blend in with the handmaidens, and the handmaidens are like, "OH AWESOME." *pounce* And Obi-Wan is kind of traumatized and also dressed up like a handmaiden, and later she and Padme have a quiet moment alone, which turns into Padme going, "Makeouts Y/N?" and Obi-Wan going "!!!" (Girl!Obi-Wan is played by Miranda Otto and her one great indulgence is her hair, which she wears in elaborate braids piled around her head. More practical than Padme's crazy hair-dos, anyway.)
Girl!Obi-Wan raising Anakin (or girl!Anakin) does not have it half as hard as Obi-Wan raising girl!Anakin, though. At least by the time that AotC rolls around, Obi-Wan is completely inured to the sight of female flesh, because Ani spends her time wandering around their chambers in various states of undress. (Girl!Anakin is Keira Knightley, obvs.) And Ani has transferred all the intensity of Anakin's feelings for Padme onto Obi-Wan, which Obi-Wan is pretending not to notice.
Ugh, the idea of lady!Obi-Wan Kenobi is SO HOT I CANNOT EVEN. *fans self*
I cannot write SW! I have homework. And grad applications. And a NBB I haven't touched in...a while. Also Dust and BSG WIPs.
ETA:
"Master," Anakin says from the doorway.
Obi-Wan looks up, laying the datapad aside, and says, "Did you have a pleasant evening, Anakin?"
Anakin wanders towards her, letting the door slide shut behind him, and leans in close enough that Obi-Wan can smell the alcohol on his breath. "You have the most beautiful breasts in the Order," he tells her solemnly.
"Flattering but untrue," Obi-Wan says. "When you sober up, we'll have a talk about the dangers of alcohol."
Anakin pouts, dropping into the other armchair. "You drink."
"And comments like that are why," Obi-Wan sighs.
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